Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby black bart » Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:36 am

45. Thrashin a Landlubber
46. Robbin a Landlubber
47. Maroonin a Landlubber
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:22 am

48. Callin' someone a landlubber.
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby The Black Spot » Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:06 am

49. A copy o' Wobbly Wenches an' a whole sail ter get through.

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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby black bart » Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:14 am

50. A bird in the hammock is worth two in the Admiral Benbow (and other useful proverbs).
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby The Black Spot » Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:29 am

51. 'Aving a wench pull sellotape off yer knackers.

Oh, that'll just be me then.

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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby black bart » Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:31 am

52. Avin a wench pull sellotape off yer knackers whilst singin 'What shall we do wiv the drunken sailor'.
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:05 pm

53. Singin' loike a drunken sealubber.
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby black bart » Thu Jul 10, 2008 5:38 am

54. Playin with a Spanish Princess's castanets.
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Thu Jul 10, 2008 6:46 am

55. Escapin' the Spanish Inquisition.

(Ye hafta escape, 'cause nobody expects 'em!)
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:23 pm

56. Comfy chairs down in the bilge.
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:55 pm

57: Playing Russian Roulette with a single shot pistol. Then you don't have to worry about these silly odds and probabilities and whatnot.
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:08 am

59: Failin' at arithemtick.
60: Failin' at spellin'.
71: Faili'n at punckshoeashin/?
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby black bart » Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:56 am

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:57: Playing Russian Roulette with a single shot pistol. Then you don't have to worry about these silly odds and probabilities and whatnot.


I wish the person who started that thread would give us a practical demonstration of that but with ALL the chambers full of bullets! (sorry two wrong threads there ie the I wish thread and the one third thread).
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:12 pm

62. More pirates bearin' pressies wythe broight ribbons an' a bow !
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby DaveL » Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:29 am

63. Eatin low fat weevils
64. Eatin low carb woodlice
65. Drinkin non-alcoholic rum
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