Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

[black bart]

167: gatherin the crew tagevver this toim o year to watch Bambi...we all has a good blubber.

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

156. turtleholmes soup

YArgh, that warrn't me. That warr me best friend, Bingbingh. We yoused to play at edge of forest. Big clan chief said "Don't yew play at edge of forest. Dere be hunters dere." But Bingbingh wouldnae listen. He went to edge of forest.

I had to cut 'is head orf.

It was you who was responsible for Bambi's mum wasn't it?:

Yep, on wun o' me landsoide visits to me ol' pa oi met Bambi on the way. Tasted lurvely wit a splash o' rum an' some woodland critters!

[black bart]

Woodland Critters...ye've bitten orf more than ye can chew matey:

[Dan (dat haole dude)]

168. dat 'speshul' froot-cake putte-too-geddah bye da PPPS-WI (hit kin bee oozed as ballast, extry cannon-balls, or t' threaten prisoners [yez gettes a goode effect widdout loppin' orf bits 'n' peeces uv da ransomees--less mess!]..)

[pieces o'nine]

169. 'Angin' arrrgh boots hup over thee fyreplace, so's Sandy Claws kin fill 'em wif pressies...
...afore we keelhauls the red-sootid blaggarrrd! Yarrrgh!

[black bart]

170. Dan's chestnuts roastin on an open fire (oh no groan...not that old chestnut!)

[Dan (dat haole dude)]

Fa la la la la la laaa..HEY! waydamminit--no bee castynge haspers-whosis abaht da age uv mee chestnuts--roasted er notte, da grrlz at Madame Fifi's allus seeme t'enjoy 'em wen oi brynges 'em t'visit..so tharrr an' pbhptphbptpbbhtppt, too!

171. Watchin' bart's face when 'e gettes 'is "not-so-jyint-ennymoor" 'at back frae da cleenerz (wee wen tol' da place:"reelly 'ot warsh 'n' roast itte 'till hit's dry..it no shrynke, fo' reals!")

[black bart]

Fa la la la la la laaa..HEY! waydamminit--no bee castynge haspers-whosis abaht da age uv mee chestnuts--roasted er notte, da grrlz at Madame Fifi's allus seeme t'enjoy 'em wen oi brynges 'em t'visit..so tharrr an' pbhptphbptpbbhtppt, too!

171. Watchin' bart's face when 'e gettes 'is "not-so-jyint-ennymoor" 'at back frae da cleenerz (wee wen tol' da place:"reelly 'ot warsh 'n' roast itte 'till hit's dry..it no shrynke, fo' reals!")

Aarrrgh dat's given me hinsperashun fer yet anuvver avatar design.

[Dan (dat haole dude)]

Fa la la la la la laaa..HEY! waydamminit--no bee castynge haspers-whosis abaht da age uv mee chestnuts--roasted er notte, da grrlz at Madame Fifi's allus seeme t'enjoy 'em wen oi brynges 'em t'visit..so tharrr an' pbhptphbptpbbhtppt, too!

171. Watchin' bart's face when 'e gettes 'is "not-so-jyint-ennymoor" 'at back frae da cleenerz (wee wen tol' da place:"reelly 'ot warsh 'n' roast itte 'till hit's dry..it no shrynke, fo' reals!")

Aarrrgh dat's given me hinsperashun fer yet anuvver avatar design.

O! naow dat bee a thot wot fylles mee anna Eunice croo's 'earts wit' joye...








KNOTTE!!!!!

172. beein' farre, farre awee on da rollynge breaste uv "Ourre Mither Okean" wen bart unleashes 'is noo avvie onna hunsuspectacklin' wurrlde..

[pieces o'nine]

173. Goin a-wassailin in arrrgh a-wassailin shippes.

[DaveL]

174. Bum Heads
175. Head Bums

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

176. Bum bums.

[Auntie Blackbeard]

177. A Haupia Xmas

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

178. A Sepia Xmas.

[Dan (dat haole dude)]

179. Da Gnu Yeere Frolycke an' Pubbe Crawle putte onne bye PPPS (oi heeres Con(un)stable Timmins gonna bee bizzy gettin' 'is vegetables stir-fryed at Madame Fifi's, so hit'll bee a gonfabulous swarr-ay fo' reals!)