Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby DaveL on Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:01 am

151. Swedes
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby black bart on Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:23 am

152. Abbaaaarrrrgh.
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:40 pm

153.Bjork (t' keepe inna Scandi-navel-kine Scapa Flow uv da las' coople "Stuffe"s)
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Oct 18, 2008 2:05 pm

I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Sat Oct 18, 2008 9:27 pm

159. teredos on toast 'n' scarves made of kittens

rapine 'n' pillage & brass knuckles in mittens

(dem bee a fyoo uv mee favourite fings..... :fsm_yarr: ..#159-162, t' bee pre-cise)*

*fer Z.2 an' enny udda smarty-breeches, "rapine 'n' pillage" bee one (1) fing!! AARRGGHH!!
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 20, 2008 5:36 am

160. Mad Willium Bonney (continuin in the 'Sound o Music' mode)

How do ye solve a problem loik Mad Willium?
How do ye catch his words an pin em down?
How do ye find a word that means Mad Will?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!

Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him
Many a thing ye'd loik ta understand
But how do ye make him refrain
From jabberin on all inane
How does ye keep a wave upon the sand

Oh, does ye solve a problem loik mad Willium?
How does you hold jellyfish in yer hand?
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby DaveL on Wed Oct 22, 2008 6:16 am

161. A double Turnip and Carrot 'Vegie Blaster' from the Portsmouth Juice Bar
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:01 pm

162. Da Lapp dances yez get arter crossing da Finnish line inna annual "Portsmouth Pubbe-Stagger-Collapse-'n'-Crawle"..
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby black bart on Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:32 am

163. Barrels n barrels of luverly oil wot fell orf the back o a Saudi ship
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Dec 05, 2008 1:07 am

164. Aimin' thee Bigge Cannons at Sandy Claws.
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:40 pm

165. Arrrgh-yle socks
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:42 pm

#166: Plans to top secret radar installations near the North Pole.
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Dec 05, 2008 11:54 pm

pieces o'nine wrote:156. turtleholmes soup :fsm_yarr:

YArgh, that warrn't me. That warr me best friend, Bingbingh. We yoused to play at edge of forest. Big clan chief said "Don't yew play at edge of forest. Dere be hunters dere." But Bingbingh wouldnae listen. He went to edge of forest.

I had to cut 'is head orf.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby black bart on Mon Dec 08, 2008 11:10 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:
pieces o'nine wrote:156. turtleholmes soup :fsm_yarr:

YArgh, that warrn't me. That warr me best friend, Bingbingh. We yoused to play at edge of forest. Big clan chief said "Don't yew play at edge of forest. Dere be hunters dere." But Bingbingh wouldnae listen. He went to edge of forest.

I had to cut 'is head orf.


It was you who was responsible for Bambi's mum wasn't it?:

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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:15 am

Arroha!! Bambi's mum shure has a nice rack---yowzah yowzah yowzah!! :fsm_yarr:
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
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'Oli e! 'Oli e!
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