Who owns a sword!?

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How many swords doest ye own?

1
1
9%
2
1
9%
3
1
9%
4
1
9%
between 5 and 10
7
64%
 
Total votes : 11

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri May 09, 2008 8:55 pm

Argh, oi owns seven swords, wun o' wich be a katana. (A Hattori Hanzo, o' course!) The rest be cutlasses!

Katana! Cutlass!

AAAARGH!
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri May 09, 2008 9:18 pm

I have two United Cutlery fantasy swords, a Cold Steel cane sword, a claymore, a knockoff replica of Strider's sword from LOTR, a beautiful and functional hand made broadsword, and there are probably another 3 or 4 hiding somewhere that I have forgotten about.

Upcoming, when I have the funds available:
Cold Steel Hand-and-a-Half Bastard Sword
Custom made left-handed rapier with triangular cross section
Katana with custom tsuba in the form of the Celtic Tree of Life
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Postby DaveL on Fri May 09, 2008 10:03 pm

YArrrr...

I often use the 's-word'. Last time I dropped a cannon ball on me foot I said it about 5 times!
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Postby DancingKitty on Sat May 10, 2008 9:48 pm

One sabre, 2 epee'

Traditional fencing swords. Sold my other sabres (3) to a kid that needed decent equipment to try for Junior Olympics a few years back.
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Postby MonkeysInACan on Sat May 10, 2008 10:08 pm

Ahoy thar! Glad to see me fellow pirates be prop'ly arrrmed. I did have one o' the choices in thee poll be "Enough to arm a small nation" but me thinks I must 'ave deleted it, and now me cant adds it.

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Postby pieces o'nine on Sat May 10, 2008 10:56 pm

Mine be a twelf cenchury stoile.
Hit looks roight at 'ome in me 'mid-evil' lie-berry.


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Postby anthrobabe on Sun May 11, 2008 2:20 am

I keeps a rotatin supply o various swords meself, stashed in various places.

Behind the bar I keeps the very sword that were used to cut off tha head o Anne Boylen her self-- hit be a fine well crafted sword.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sun May 11, 2008 3:26 am

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:I have two United Cutlery fantasy swords, a Cold Steel cane sword, a claymore, a knockoff replica of Strider's sword from LOTR, a beautiful and functional hand made broadsword, and there are probably another 3 or 4 hiding somewhere that I have forgotten about.

Upcoming, when I have the funds available:
Cold Steel Hand-and-a-Half Bastard Sword
Custom made left-handed rapier with triangular cross section
Katana with custom tsuba in the form of the Celtic Tree of Life

Aargh, ye be prepared fer the Zombie Apocalypse, oi sees.
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Postby DaveL on Sun May 11, 2008 4:16 am

Next time Oi say the S.Word, it will be after I've launched a Big Ship.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sun May 11, 2008 6:23 am

Aargh, nuffen loike launchin' a big ship.
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Postby DaveL on Sun May 11, 2008 7:45 am

YArrrrr...

An there be nuthin better than wieldin your S.Word around!

Oi loves it!
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Sharp

Postby black bart on Mon May 12, 2008 6:23 am

Arrrrr...me sword be as sharp as me wit...

I loiks ta spread me toast wiv me cutlass but darn it the butter be hard this mornin.
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Re: Sharp

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon May 12, 2008 6:34 pm

black bart wrote:Arrrrr...me sword be as sharp as me wit...

I loiks ta spread me toast wiv me cutlass but darn it the butter be hard this mornin.

Arrr, ye should be patroneyesing Bart Industries "I Canna Beleave Hit's Not Weevill Butter". There be haff thee callowrees an all thee taste ov regyuler Weevil Butter, an hit spreds loike a dream...
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Re: Who owns a sword!?

Postby CATPIN_PUFF on Mon May 12, 2008 9:50 pm

MonkeysInACan wrote:Ahoy! Who O' ye actually owns a sword?? I me-self own three swords, two O' which be Pirate swords. :fsm_yarr:


pssssssshaw.... if ye's not runit thru ppls wit yer sword, whet be teh useovit? 'cos u is talkit meatspace methink. An don' think u is cuttins up teh meetspace ppls.

I is haz BIG meatsaw maek yer sword look pairing knife mebbe... an is good cutit bone, cutit meat, cut YER HED open eat goo... not really (meatspace) but is cutit lotz big bloody chunkit meatz.

haz leg in freezer too.... yummy yummy :mrgreen:


other my 'swords' is henc-kels, big sharp chopit... useit everydays, don' hangit to the wall an be pritty.
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plumpies

Postby black bart on Tue May 13, 2008 4:32 am

Arrrrgh come an nestle tween me plumpies yer soft an cuddly moggy.
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