Piratically Correct

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Piratically Correct

Postby Robbobrob on Mon May 05, 2008 1:18 pm

In my college days, many moons ago (yes, I was a streaker) there was lots of talk about political correctness.

Well, I think it is about time we stand up for our Pasta-Given rights to be Piratically Correct.

It is not just Piratically Correct, it is Morally Correct too (in a flimsy kind of way, of course).
Mad Rob Rackham, Pirate for Humanity.

"God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board."

- Mark Twain.
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Postby pieces o'nine on Mon May 05, 2008 5:55 pm

Oi'll be needin' sum hexamples...
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Confused

Postby black bart on Tue May 06, 2008 5:17 am

Arrrrr, Pieces, I is glad ye said that...I thought it were me bein stupid...I aint got a clue wot this lad be goin on about...

Them blasted moggies are confusin me enurf wiv their blasted pussy talk!
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Postby The Black Spot on Tue May 06, 2008 5:56 am

Examples? Has ye forgotten one o' the greatest threads ever? There be load o' examples here: http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1616
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Equality

Postby black bart on Tue May 06, 2008 9:35 am

Oh that sort of correct:

That was genius, and I quote from Beagle:

Anyway looking around the crew, with Blind Pugh, Hooky Horatio, Dyslexic Donald, Spotty Dick and Male Pattern Baldness Eric, I reckon I'm alright on the differently-abled quota front.

Half me crew's gay, or prepared to compromise two months out, so that's ok.


and the Black Spot

Good thinking shipmate. Though be hard to inspire terror in yer victims when the boarding party is swinging across from a shoe shop and a nail bar.
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