The Wrath of Bart

Arrr, I be a pirate!

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Now Bart be a mod, 'oo will 'ee ban first?

DaveL
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The Black Spot
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Pieces o'nine
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Cap'n Turtlehead
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Anthrobabe
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Rev Rowan Redbeard
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Catpin Puff
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Mad Willyum Bonney
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Pirate Guy
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Walktheplank
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Sum uvver poor bastid
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Total votes : 13

Speach

Postby black bart on Thu May 01, 2008 6:12 am

Dear Brother and Sister Pirates.

Please take a pew an help yerselves to the complimentary Fish Head Stew...one bowl each only.

There be harsh rumours a goin round that I be the sort o tough, heard hearted Pirate wot would take pleasure in dishing out pain an sufferin to me crew.

Now granted there was the 400 men I had marooned on Canvey Island, and the Cabin Boys never last much more than a week. But ye can arsk me dear ol mum (send yer letters to Monty Zuma, Chief Aztec, Tenochtitlan, Mexico) an she'll tell ye wot a sweet little lad I were before she sent me to sea as Captain Gutripper McNasty's cabin boy.

Tis true I has me dark moods...gawd elp anyone who crosses me...er, sorry...but the laudenum works wonders these days.

So let me take this hopertunity ta set yer moinds at rest...there will be NO PRISONERS...sorry...absolutely no baninating or anything loik that.
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Postby Tiddles the Evil on Thu May 01, 2008 2:57 pm

Well I'm glad to see I didn't make it on the list. Ban DaveL I say. Him and Catpin Puff are cramping my style.
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Fri May 02, 2008 8:54 am

Tiddles the Evil wrote:Well I'm glad to see I didn't make it on the list. Ban DaveL I say. Him and Catpin Puff are cramping my style.


Some other poor bastid includes cats an all matey...I'd knock orf the catterwailin outside o Bart's porthole if I were ye.
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Postby anthrobabe on Fri May 02, 2008 10:53 am

I voted some other poor bastid
that means not me
if you know whots good for you

i got secrets on ye-- wif pichurs-- color pichurs-- they bad
you listen to ol Gert ya hear

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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri May 02, 2008 9:48 pm

DaveL wrote:Zankou's right


Of course I am right. I am Zankou. It goes with the name. And the genome.
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat May 03, 2008 2:56 am

Yer all banned fer tinking ove banning !
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat May 03, 2008 3:19 am

You're banned for thinking of banning people for thinking of banning.
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The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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Postby anthrobabe on Sat May 03, 2008 11:23 am

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:You're banned for thinking of banning people for thinking of banning.


you are banned for thinking of banning people for thinking of banning people who've even considered banning anyone.
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I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!

I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sat May 03, 2008 11:37 am

You are banned for playing the Your Banned[sic] game on the wrong thread.
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Postby anthrobabe on Sat May 03, 2008 11:39 am

Zankou 2.0 wrote:You are banned for playing the Your Banned[sic] game on the wrong thread.


you are banned for trying to tell us where to and not to play the kick the pirates butt game
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I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!

I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."
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Postby The Black Spot on Sat May 03, 2008 4:34 pm

And ye be banned by Bart coz yer not talkin' pirate like.
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Postby anthrobabe on Sun May 04, 2008 8:21 am

The Black Spot wrote:And ye be banned by Bart coz yer not talkin' pirate like.


an whot does ye finks ye gonna do abouts it ye git?
ye cannot shoot, ye lost ye dagger, and ye crew mutinys ever time ye comes aboard
imagine this
tellin Bart whot an who 'e be bannin
o be shoked

:pirate_fish: :pirate_fish: :pirate_fish:
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Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
www.gorillafund.org

I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!

I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."
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Postby The Black Spot on Sun May 04, 2008 10:09 am

HARRR! Success! Ye be cussin' an threatenin' an talkin' all piratey agin.

Oh, an yer banned fer stickin' up fer Bart.
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Postby Griffin on Sun May 04, 2008 11:26 pm

Did sumwun mentiun Boys Banned?
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Postby DaveL on Mon May 05, 2008 2:07 am

YArrrrr...

Oi think yer mean 'Take the Lot' there matey. A fine pirate Boy Band ifs ever there wuz one...just ask Black Spot!
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