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by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat May 03, 2008 4:15 pm
May yer weevils die and yer dead mother-in-law come back to life.
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
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"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard - Prophet of Pastafarianism
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by Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon May 05, 2008 3:40 am
May yer scurvy clear up an' yer citrus froots multiply!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Detective TurtleHolmes - Clouseau's Protege
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Monkeys
by black bart on Tue May 06, 2008 5:23 am
May ye get a visit from Davy Jones...
...and be forced ta listen to the Monkey's Greatest hits!
...and be forced ta listen to the Monkey's Greatest hits!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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black bart - Resident Weevil
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by Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue May 06, 2008 6:21 am
May ye be plagued wit Rolf Harris' eefa an' ayefa" breath tricks ferevermoor!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Detective TurtleHolmes - Clouseau's Protege
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Wobble Board
by black bart on Tue May 06, 2008 10:12 am
May ye get Rolf Harris's Wobble Board shoved up where da sun don't shine
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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black bart - Resident Weevil
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pieces o'nine - Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!
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Moggies
by black bart on Tue May 06, 2008 12:35 pm
Now that's not nice! 
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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black bart - Resident Weevil
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by pieces o'nine on Tue May 06, 2008 2:03 pm
Aw, Bart, iffin ye cant tayke sum shite, stay offen the poop deck...
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pieces o'nine - Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!
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by Robbobrob on Tue May 06, 2008 3:00 pm
May your scruvy grow rickets, and your rickets grow shingles.
Mad Rob Rackham, Pirate for Humanity.
"God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board."
- Mark Twain.
"God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board."
- Mark Twain.
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Robbobrob - Stele Second Mate
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by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat May 10, 2008 10:40 am
May yer teeth quit rotting and yer hair stop falling out!
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard - Prophet of Pastafarianism
- Posts: 17734
- Joined: Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:49 am
- Location: Southern Oregon
by Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat May 10, 2008 11:47 am
Yarr Planky , loan Rowan wun ove yer wigs .
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
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Mad Willyum Bonney - Admiral of Incomprehensibility
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by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat May 10, 2008 11:50 am
May yer Bonny become not so bonnie.
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard - Prophet of Pastafarianism
- Posts: 17734
- Joined: Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:49 am
- Location: Southern Oregon
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat May 10, 2008 7:30 pm
May ye foind oot yer bonnie lass be a bonnie lad!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Detective TurtleHolmes - Clouseau's Protege
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- Joined: Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:34 am
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by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat May 10, 2008 7:40 pm
Like I care. Well, I care a bit...but not a lot.
Anyway, may yer bonnie lass leave you for Black Bart.
Anyway, may yer bonnie lass leave you for Black Bart.
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard - Prophet of Pastafarianism
- Posts: 17734
- Joined: Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:49 am
- Location: Southern Oregon
by pieces o'nine on Sat May 10, 2008 10:44 pm
May ye nivir foind thee blaggarrrd wot stole yer wigge!
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pieces o'nine - Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!
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