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Piratical Curses

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:37 pm

Like the insult thread, but curse the Pirate above you.





For example:

May yer bollocks grow barnacles and yer pegleg rot off!
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:15 pm

May yer tea allus be luke-warrrm an taste loike bilge waterrr.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:58 am

May yer parrot's feathers molt in front of yer crew!
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:47 am

May yer parrot's feathers molt inna yer crew's rum!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Hook

Postby black bart on Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:08 am

Arrrrgh...may yer hook get stuck up yer nostril.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:28 am

May yer crew mutiny an' yer beard catch on foire!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Thu May 01, 2008 8:27 pm

Bite me fo'scle !
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu May 01, 2008 8:58 pm

May yer ship spring a leak in the middle of a battle!
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Spaniard

Postby black bart on Fri May 02, 2008 4:58 am

May ye turn Spaniard over nite! (involves growing evil facial hair and developing a sudden desire to inquisitate people)

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Postby pieces o'nine on Fri May 02, 2008 5:03 am

That blaggard looks loike 'e needs ter be heckskyoosed to go ter thee "Littel Spanyerd's Room".
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Chorizo

Postby black bart on Fri May 02, 2008 5:14 am

Either that or he's been kicked in the Chorizo!
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Postby Tiddles the Evil on Fri May 02, 2008 6:46 am

Oh Joy,

A cutesy inquisitor! Would he like a job with me?
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leeches

Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Fri May 02, 2008 8:44 am

May yer get leeches in yer African Queen
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri May 02, 2008 9:37 pm

May ye get so drunk that you go back to yer cabin with the fattest member of yer crew and suffocate under them while trying to reach orgasm.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Postby anthrobabe on Sat May 03, 2008 11:33 am

may ye ramrod get stuck in ye cannon, causin ye to 'ave to be trhansported to tha ospital in han open cart
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