Poll-- who be brave enuff to clap Tiddles in Irons

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Who be brave enuff

I be brave enuff- lets me ats em
4
36%
Well oil sure try, hands me a pair o chainmail gloves
2
18%
Cats? Whot cats?
0
No votes
*psssst* don tells em whar I be hidin frum em
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No votes
Firs o all we needs to spikes tha tuna wif clorofoms
2
18%
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2
18%
yes in fact this is another mindless mess
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9%
 
Total votes : 11

Poll-- who be brave enuff to clap Tiddles in Irons

Postby anthrobabe on Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:49 pm

what one o ye nutters be brave enuff to hatempt to clap Tiddles in irons
or Catpin Puff
of that won whot dances
or any uv em in irons

hits a mess 'round here-- the fur be a'most ankel deep at tha Benbow-- and they keep a tryin to pay tha billz wif IOU's, dead rats, and saks o litter.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Sat Apr 26, 2008 3:35 pm

Moe!
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Hell Cat

Postby black bart on Sat Apr 26, 2008 4:50 pm

Aaargh is cat be a hell cat if ever there was one...I seen im in akshun!
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat Apr 26, 2008 5:01 pm

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:49 pm

Aargh, they dun needa be clapped in irons! Jus' toie 'em te cannonballs an' drop 'em inna sea!

Oi'll do it!
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Postby Tiddles the Evil on Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:02 pm

Yadda yadda yadda.

You guys are soooo unoriginal. And you think thousands before ye haven't tried.

Where's my EPIC FAIL stamp. I might just need it for youse blaggards.
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Postby DancingKitty on Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:19 pm

Tiddlyz iz evil.

Ovver kittehz iz OK.

Mebbeh Tiddlyz choek on biljratz. Or be eetid bai shark. Oh, wate, no...profeshnul curtesee prevent daiz.

(Ai iz cleenz all kitteh hairz roun' herez. Yu findin' hairz, is frum pyRATes dat dunt baff selv evver dai like kittehz.)

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Postby PantyGnawer on Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:30 am

DancingKitty wrote:Tiddlyz iz evil.

Ovver kittehz iz OK.

Mebbeh Tiddlyz choek on biljratz. Or be eetid bai shark. Oh, wate, no...profeshnul curtesee prevent daiz.

(Ai iz cleenz all kitteh hairz roun' herez. Yu findin' hairz, is frum pyRATes dat dunt baff selv evver dai like kittehz.)

Pleh.


Oh god, Oh god.

Oi jest ad a vishun of somethin orrible. Arrr blessed pirate dialeckt moight be tainted and blended with thee cursed lolcat pigdin dialect. Quick, throws all yer katnip on tha nearsest deserted isle, and be rids of these feline scourges afores its too late.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:23 am

DancingKitty wrote:Tiddlyz iz evil.

Ovver kittehz iz OK.

Mebbeh Tiddlyz choek on biljratz. Or be eetid bai shark. Oh, wate, no...profeshnul curtesee prevent daiz.

(Ai iz cleenz all kitteh hairz roun' herez. Yu findin' hairz, is frum pyRATes dat dunt baff selv evver dai like kittehz.)

Pleh.

Oi 'as no oidea whut ye said, moggie.

Now come o'er 'ere! Oi've got a cannonball fer ye!
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Postby CATPIN_PUFF on Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:52 am

hits a mess 'round here-- the fur be a'most ankel deep at tha Benbow-- and they keep a tryin to pay tha billz wif IOU's, dead rats, and saks o litter.



pssssssssshawrrrg..... I is take Tiddles anytime but dis smak like anticattisizm dam spesist oomantings. shame Gert, I is pay GOLD upfront alltime. I is feerce PIRATE CATPIN an I is get manyshare gold plunderit. Manpirate my ship get best share gold anny catpin give, is no pay gold plunder share catpirate, catpirate is pay BACALAO so is I is haz gold fix ship buy suply rest is all go nice barmade & buy many round gud manpirate.

fek dis noice

Oh god, Oh god.

Oi jest ad a vishun of somethin orrible. Arrr blessed pirate dialeckt moight be tainted and blended with thee cursed lolcat pigdin dialect. Quick, throws all yer katnip on tha nearsest deserted isle, and be rids of these feline scourges afores its too late.


bwhachhhsssst.... who needit catnip isle... how you think we is start Catatonia? Is puuuuuuurrrrrrrfect grow condition catnip I is plantit whole island big exportit product now.

hurrrr hurrrr hurrr.... every dock cat in portsmouth is know Catatonia Cush, and poncy cats on hill don't touchit any udder stuff. eve Tiddles is likeit, he is pirate many shipment o' dat and is special taste 4 is 'Cushy Cat Biskits' we is makeit Catatonia.
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Postby Tiddles the Evil on Sun Apr 27, 2008 10:17 pm

Yawn!!

There really is no point to all this. So I'm off for a sleep on someone's lap. Keep me posted if you guys come up with a resolution.

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Catatonia

Postby black bart on Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:15 am

Stop goin on an on about Catatonia...

That's it you've set me Welsh Cabin boy orf...I've tried teachin im Delilah but...there he goes again:

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Stop doing what you . . . Keep doing it too . . .
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Postby DancingKitty on Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:08 pm

Pi-RAT Guy, go on suckin yer thumb. Ye'll be a bucktoofed liddel varmint until sumboddy noks yer teefs out you hed.

Az fer Capn' Turtelbutt...a roight nice face full of steel tip claws wi' calm yer desiers to hurt kittehs that doez ye no harm.

Empruvin' the generl tone uv th' docksied heer, and raizin th' avrej OI KEW levul won't hurt yez nun...
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Postby PantyGnawer on Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:56 pm

DancingKitty wrote:Pi-RAT Guy, go on suckin yer thumb. Ye'll be a bucktoofed liddel varmint until sumboddy noks yer teefs out you hed.



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Postby DancingKitty on Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:21 pm

Kitteh grow up dock-side, not afraid of water. Likes de salty spray uv seawatrz.

Good kitteh not uze clawz...yet. :mrgreen:
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