Piratey Non-Physically Complimenting Pick Up Line Challenge!

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Postby black bart on Mon May 12, 2008 6:17 am

Cap'n Turtlehead wrote:Me glass eye aint the only thing that be 'ard!


Arrrgh...that'll work every toim!

Fancy holdin me cannon balls whilst I straighten me fuse?
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Postby The Black Spot on Mon May 12, 2008 7:17 am

"Oh hello, I've just been made a moderator, don't you know!"

Mind ye, ye could get yer 'ead kicked in wi' that one.
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Postby DaveL on Mon May 12, 2008 8:03 am

Is that a 10 kilogram bratwurst in your pocket, or a you just doing a delivery for Big Ron?
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Cannon

Postby black bart on Mon May 12, 2008 8:05 am

Arrrrgh, young wenchy, want ta see me Big Cannon going orf?
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue May 13, 2008 2:49 am

Aargh, lassie, does ye wanna see why we be called pirates?

'Cause we always score the hoigh ratin's!

(Git it? Pi-rates? Hoigh-rates?)
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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boarded

Postby black bart on Tue May 13, 2008 4:25 am

Prepare ta be boarded yer saucy wench!
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