Piratey Non-Physically Complimenting Pick Up Line Challenge!

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Piratey Non-Physically Complimenting Pick Up Line Challenge!

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:42 am

Aargh mateys, we's gunna play a game. All credit goes te Black Bart fer puttin' forward te oidea.

It be basically loike the other one, except ye gotta make it piratey!

Here be an ecksample:
"Aargh, ye wanna see me ship? It's long, hard, an' full o' pirates!"
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Plank

Postby black bart on Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:15 am

Aaaargh ye looks loik a loikly wenchy...wanna walk me plank?
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Postby The Black Spot on Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:27 am

Can I stick yer crows nest on top o' me mast?
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Postby CATPIN_PUFF on Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:29 am

'ey dere sweet kitteh.... care to dine chez mwoah? Is can has spiny eel the menu tonight.






is verrah dirts pickup line u is know catanatamy :mrgreen:
I'M IN UR CROWNEST CHASIN UR CROWZ
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Postby The Black Spot on Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:34 am

Does ye want me t' shove me ramrod up yer barrel?
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futtocks

Postby black bart on Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:42 pm

Come aboard me ship an I'll let ye run yer hands along me futtocks.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:59 pm

Aargh, lil' wenchie, de ye wanna unfurl me mizzenmast?
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:51 pm

Me pegleg ain't the only thing that's hard!
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:48 pm

Me glass eye aint the only thing that be 'ard!
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:00 am

Arrrr! I'd give a ride on my ship fer a piece of that booty!
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Apr 26, 2008 1:22 am

Arrrgh, oi be a respecktabill pyrate wench wot allus loikes an hintelleckchual pyrate type, wot doan comment himmeadjetly on me wobbly blancmanges --(or ennyfing else habout me!)-- but hinsted spins hendless yarns habout isself. An 'is many hexploits. An 'ow much booty 'e's got burried on a tropickal aisle sumwares. An thee heckstenshun ov 'is solid-brass spyglass. An 'ow many Cap'ns Delight 'e can drink in wun seshun. An turn back 'is cuffs 'ter check thee toime' so's oi can see 'is roll-ecks. An thee lever-upholstirrred, Sir Round Sound cabbin ov 'is shippe wot 'e himported speshull from Jerminee. An 'ow many shots 'is foine ship's canon be werf overnoight, an such reefoined courtin tech neek. An iffen 'e nose all thee rubgy scores from thee last century, an can descroibe all thee critickal plays in grate detail, wot wench could resist, oi asks ye?

Arrrgh, hit brings a tear ter me oi jes finkin habout hit... :fsm_yarr:
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Postby anthrobabe on Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:36 am

oh yes nevir hunderhestimate tha power o nowin that rugby scores.

dis one alway wurks for Gert
"ahoy thar sailor, does ye fancy a bit o dinner and a nice look at tha telly? whiles oi jus slips inta sumpin more comfortable?" gets 'em every time
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Postby The Black Spot on Sun May 11, 2008 6:39 pm

Can I pick the barnacles off yer hull?
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun May 11, 2008 6:45 pm

Have ye ever had a pegleg up yer arse?

Don't pay any attention to what they say, just pay attention to how they say it. Then follow up with a threat or a come-on, as is appropriate.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon May 12, 2008 1:29 am

'Ave ye ever seen a lemon?
Neiver 'ave oi.
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