Aargh mateys, we's gunna play a game. All credit goes te Black Bart fer puttin' forward te oidea.
It be basically loike the other one, except ye gotta make it piratey!
Here be an ecksample:
"Aargh, ye wanna see me ship? It's long, hard, an' full o' pirates!"
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Piratey Non-Physically Complimenting Pick Up Line Challenge!
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Piratey Non-Physically Complimenting Pick Up Line Challenge!
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:42 am
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Plank
by black bart on Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:15 am
Aaaargh ye looks loik a loikly wenchy...wanna walk me plank?
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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by CATPIN_PUFF on Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:29 am
'ey dere sweet kitteh.... care to dine chez mwoah? Is can has spiny eel the menu tonight.
is verrah dirts pickup line u is know catanatamy
is verrah dirts pickup line u is know catanatamy
I'M IN UR CROWNEST CHASIN UR CROWZ
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futtocks
by black bart on Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:42 pm
Come aboard me ship an I'll let ye run yer hands along me futtocks.
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by Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:59 pm
Aargh, lil' wenchie, de ye wanna unfurl me mizzenmast?
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:51 pm
Me pegleg ain't the only thing that's hard!
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
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"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
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by Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:48 pm
Me glass eye aint the only thing that be 'ard!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:00 am
Arrrr! I'd give a ride on my ship fer a piece of that booty!
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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by pieces o'nine on Sat Apr 26, 2008 1:22 am
Arrrgh, oi be a respecktabill pyrate wench wot allus loikes an hintelleckchual pyrate type, wot doan comment himmeadjetly on me wobbly blancmanges --(or ennyfing else habout me!)-- but hinsted spins hendless yarns habout isself. An 'is many hexploits. An 'ow much booty 'e's got burried on a tropickal aisle sumwares. An thee heckstenshun ov 'is solid-brass spyglass. An 'ow many Cap'ns Delight 'e can drink in wun seshun. An turn back 'is cuffs 'ter check thee toime' so's oi can see 'is roll-ecks. An thee lever-upholstirrred, Sir Round Sound cabbin ov 'is shippe wot 'e himported speshull from Jerminee. An 'ow many shots 'is foine ship's canon be werf overnoight, an such reefoined courtin tech neek. An iffen 'e nose all thee rubgy scores from thee last century, an can descroibe all thee critickal plays in grate detail, wot wench could resist, oi asks ye?
Arrrgh, hit brings a tear ter me oi jes finkin habout hit...
Arrrgh, hit brings a tear ter me oi jes finkin habout hit...
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by anthrobabe on Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:36 am
oh yes nevir hunderhestimate tha power o nowin that rugby scores.
dis one alway wurks for Gert
"ahoy thar sailor, does ye fancy a bit o dinner and a nice look at tha telly? whiles oi jus slips inta sumpin more comfortable?" gets 'em every time
dis one alway wurks for Gert
"ahoy thar sailor, does ye fancy a bit o dinner and a nice look at tha telly? whiles oi jus slips inta sumpin more comfortable?" gets 'em every time
My mantra
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
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I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!
I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
www.gorillafund.org
I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!
I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."
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by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun May 11, 2008 6:45 pm
Have ye ever had a pegleg up yer arse?
Don't pay any attention to what they say, just pay attention to how they say it. Then follow up with a threat or a come-on, as is appropriate.
Don't pay any attention to what they say, just pay attention to how they say it. Then follow up with a threat or a come-on, as is appropriate.
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
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The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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by Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon May 12, 2008 1:29 am
'Ave ye ever seen a lemon?
Neiver 'ave oi.
Neiver 'ave oi.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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