Have ye ever had a pegleg up yer arse?
Don't pay any attention to what they say, just pay attention to how they say it. Then follow up with a threat or a come-on, as is appropriate.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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