The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Fri Mar 01, 2013 8:44 am

Aaarrrgh ye be a worse pretend Scotsman than Mel MacGibson.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Mar 01, 2013 9:02 am

Aarrr... yer actin' be more wooden than Liam Neeson in Rob Roy...
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Mar 01, 2013 4:22 pm

Arrrggghhhh ye wernt chosen fer the roll of Robert the Bruce coz ye are afeard o'spyders.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Mar 03, 2013 10:02 am

rrrrr hokay din rrrrr !

ye arr noddy hed rrrrr!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Roy Hunter » Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:17 pm

You are without doubt the worst pirate I have ever heard of.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Mon Mar 04, 2013 7:09 am

Aaaargh...no he aint...thee crows nest just reported a tall shyppe capzising orf the port bow cos of thee size of it's massive stereo speakers!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Griffin » Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:29 am

Ye culdnt get stereo speekers ter wurk even if ye showted inter 'em. Yaargh!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Mar 05, 2013 9:22 am

Yer ship has an eight-track, only one speaker works, and the only cartridge ye've got is "Ye Beste of Ye Partridge Famileye", from K-Tel.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Mar 07, 2013 8:59 am

Arrrrr ye 'as partridges in yer pear tree an' bats in yer belfry.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Fri Mar 08, 2013 6:20 am

Arrrrr...ye has Dodos in yer crows nest!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Mar 08, 2013 7:00 am

Ye has boobies in yer sea chest...

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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:53 pm

Arrrr ye doth covert bart's boobies an' wishes yer own wert as big.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Mon Mar 11, 2013 6:43 am

Aaaaaaaaaaargh...Ye has a woman's boobies! I'll wager those boobies have ne'r been forced tween two planks ta plug a leak in a Force Ten Gale round thee Cape.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Mar 11, 2013 3:49 pm

Pawaarrrhhhhhh! A force ten gail 'round Thee Cape has nort ta be feered against yer mornin' breath!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon Mar 11, 2013 4:29 pm

It ain't the smell that comes out the front o' thee in the mornin' that worries me...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.


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