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The Continuous Salty Tale
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Tue Jul 31, 2012 9:02 am
an an an tha eyes cweem an peetzer an choklit an kandee an kookees an an an
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Roy Hunter on Tue Jul 31, 2012 12:24 pm
...the botulism poisoning that Nef Yoo contracted as a result...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Ravi Oli on Tue Jul 31, 2012 5:10 pm
...'an maid 'im look years yunger but devoyd o'fayshul hexpresshuns...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by black bart on Wed Aug 01, 2012 5:29 am
...which remoinded me of thee toim I was marooned on thee island of Dr Moorish and before we knew it me hentire croo had become...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Roland Deschain on Wed Aug 01, 2012 5:55 am
...horseshoe arches, which were moightily pretty, but completely himpractical on a desert oisland...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by The Black Spot on Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:48 am
...an' made gettin' their trousers on an' off a bit difficult, 'specially when...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Roy Hunter on Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:24 am
...it wasn't the 1970s and flares were not in fashion. How well I remember the '70s, when despite still having yer seaboots on, ye could unfasten yer trousers and...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by black bart on Thu Aug 02, 2012 5:45 am
...display thee finest pair of...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Ravi Oli on Thu Aug 02, 2012 7:38 am
...bran new rollerskates, ye got a bran new key...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by The Black Spot on Thu Aug 02, 2012 7:55 am
...but roller skates weren't much use on a ship or a desert island. So he quickly traded them for a...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Roy Hunter on Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:45 am
...GPS system, which wasn't much use either, since in the 1750s there were no GPS satellites. And so the GPS sat there doing nothing, just like...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by black bart on Thu Aug 02, 2012 9:39 am
...thee Captain who even at this moment of crisis was in his cabin havin a swift...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by la la on Thu Aug 02, 2012 10:24 am
... chat with his dear mother. The poor woman had long since passed on, of an unfortunate socially-communicable disease, but the Captain was rather fond of seances, just as long as he had his trusty...
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