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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Thu May 29, 2008 10:39 pm

Right.

MM is a bisexual vegan from Macedonia who is into gay/furry/lolicon/gay furry lolicon porn, sex in general, and lettuce, whereas I am an heterosexual omnivore from Canada who is slightly confused and has a propensity to lash out at people over trivial matters such as grammar and math.

I can see the confusion.
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Postby EarthRise on Thu May 29, 2008 10:42 pm

Zankou 2.0 wrote:Right.

MM is a bisexual vegan from Macedonia who is into gay/furry/lolicon/gay furry lolicon porn, sex in general, and lettuce, whereas I am an heterosexual omnivore from Canada who is slightly confused and has a propensity to lash out at people over trivial matters such as grammar and math.

I can see the confusion.


Holy shit, you're the same person! I didn't realize it until you said this!

Btw, I've spoken to Duke; he seems not too keen on returning.
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Postby Rainswept on Thu May 29, 2008 10:42 pm

Zankou 2.0 wrote: I am an heterosexual omnivore from Canada who is slightly confused and has a propensity to lash out at people over trivial matters such as grammar and math.


See there? Now you have a post to start your thread!
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Thu May 29, 2008 10:43 pm

EarthRise wrote:
Zankou 2.0 wrote:Right.

MM is a bisexual vegan from Macedonia who is into gay/furry/lolicon/gay furry lolicon porn, sex in general, and lettuce, whereas I am an heterosexual omnivore from Canada who is slightly confused and has a propensity to lash out at people over trivial matters such as grammar and math.

I can see the confusion.


Holy shit, you're the same person! I didn't realize it until you said this!

Btw, I've spoken to Duke; he seems not too keen on returning.


I hope that was sarcasm.


Also: DUKE ISN'T COMING BACK!?!?!?!

He's the reason I am still here....All I have ever strived to be...

B-b-b-b-b-b.....
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Thu May 29, 2008 10:46 pm

do you have to be a prophet to vote?
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Postby Rainswept on Thu May 29, 2008 10:47 pm

Lol I didn't even know that non-prophets could read this section.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Thu May 29, 2008 10:48 pm

Rainswept wrote:Lol I didn't even know that non-prophets could read this section.


Capitalist...

/pun
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Postby PantyGnawer on Thu May 29, 2008 10:54 pm

How many posts do I need to attain prophet status?
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Thu May 29, 2008 10:55 pm

5000
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Postby PantyGnawer on Thu May 29, 2008 10:55 pm

MM and Zank shouldn't count. They are just habitual spammers.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu May 29, 2008 10:56 pm

And I'm not on that list!

IN YOUR FACE!
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Thu May 29, 2008 10:57 pm

PantyGnawer wrote:MM and Zank shouldn't count. They are just habitual spammers.


Oh, and RRR should?

I don't spam, unless you count games as spam.

You frequent the Pirate threads, so you're one to talk.
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Postby Rainswept on Thu May 29, 2008 10:59 pm

Someone start their thread. I already have some ideas for RRR's title :roll:
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Postby ken worley on Thu May 29, 2008 11:00 pm

This is starting out well...
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Full of fun and lighthearted community spirit.



Still, the subject of kissing cap's nether regions has been broached, so the thread isn't a complete loss.

All we gotta do is turn this thing 180 degrees, and get to work....


..The polling, I mean...
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Fri May 30, 2008 12:10 am

Rainswept wrote:As in all things FSM, likelihood of success varies proportionately with your ability to kiss Cap's ass :)


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