The Last Post Thread, 2.0

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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby ChowMein » Wed Oct 02, 2013 7:07 pm

It has been years since I've made a Last Post . argh

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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby bacon » Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:42 am

I almost feel bad about taking this last post from you. Almost.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:46 am

I feel nary a flicker of remorse about taking the last post from you, however.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby TwistedSister » Mon Oct 07, 2013 3:45 pm

Why, I'd just love to sneak in and steal the last post from you, Roy.
And I did.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Julius Aurora II » Mon Oct 07, 2013 7:06 pm

You should have put the Last Post behind a locked door. Because now I have it.

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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Mon Oct 07, 2013 8:12 pm

I just kicked down the locked door, clubbed the Last Post over the head with a blunt object, then zipped it up in a gym bag and carried it to my car. I now have the Last Post in an undisclosed location, tied up to a chair. I'm sending you this video in which I demand $5,000,017 for the safe return of the Last Post, let the Last Post plead for its life, and then pistol-whip it to show I mean business.

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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Oct 07, 2013 8:41 pm

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Last rescued Post without a single blunt object (in the name of the ever sharp farfalla).
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Oct 08, 2013 1:29 pm

It's clearly going to get punctured, I'll put it out of harms way.

Also, is the scabbard not a blunt object? :confused:
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Tue Oct 08, 2013 2:19 pm

It's got a pointy tip.

Last Post of clarification (clearly in the name of farfalla).
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Oct 08, 2013 3:06 pm

Last post in the name of elijah and Moral Minority.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:20 pm

I'm taking the Last Post because I'm feeling sorry for myself (in the name if farfalla). :cry:
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby bacon » Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:30 am

I'm taking Rev's last post for feeling sorry for himself when he has so much going for him.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Oct 09, 2013 9:08 am

That's not nice - taking RRR's last post like that.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby DavidH » Wed Oct 09, 2013 9:20 am

Now I've got it and it's hidden in the usual place - third straw-bale on the left.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby bacon » Wed Oct 09, 2013 10:16 am

Nothing like trying to find a last post in a hay stack.
Giving this last post to my pet pig to guard.
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