The Last Post Thread, 2.0

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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby DavidH on Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:30 am

To Whom It May Concerne:

Having been appris'd of ye whereabouts of ye LASTE POST, & that it be presently Endanger'd, by ye menaces of Ye Neff Yoo and of certain Scotsmen, ye aforsaid LASTE POSTE hath presently been remov'd, to a place of safety.

Given under my Hand & Seale, this xxiv Daye of Decembre, MMXI

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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Arkaeon on Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:56 am

[...wanders by in viking mode, seeking to honor Odin with treasure abandoned in the name of mystical glory and manly cynical prowess]

Oh, what's this? The Last Post? Ooh, I'm nicking it from its "secure" hiding place. I'll put all this keltic gold here instead. Odin will have to be happy with that. Maybe in a thousand years some git with a metal detector will find all this gold stuff and wonder why it was buried in a farmer's field. I'm hanging this other thing on a pair of antlers, so the reindeer can have it for a cycle of time, this...

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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby daftbeaker on Sat Dec 24, 2011 12:26 pm

I've done the christmas food shopping. It took three trips to supermarkets to get all of it. I got the Las Pose while I was there.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Dec 24, 2011 3:04 pm

I got all the Christmas shopping, made the soup, the stuffing, prepped the veggies, wrapped the presents and then I found this last post. Cheers!
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby daftbeaker on Sat Dec 24, 2011 5:10 pm

You shouldn't open presents until tomorrow morning. I'll have the Las Pose back until you've learnt proper Monkey etiquette.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Dec 24, 2011 7:12 pm

Proper Monkey etiquette? OK. I'll throw some shit at you, masturbate at your children through the zoo cage window, and take your last post. And break the radio aerial off your car.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby daftbeaker on Sat Dec 24, 2011 7:52 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:Proper Monkey etiquette? OK. I'll throw some shit at you, masturbate at your children through the zoo cage window, and take your last post. And break the radio aerial off your car.

I thought that was normal for Glasgow? :haha:

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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Dec 24, 2011 7:56 pm

Not quite, gimpy. Anyway, I don't live in Glasgow. Wasn't born there either. But I do call it home for some FSM-only knows reason... Last post.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby daftbeaker on Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:10 pm

It's Monkey. Las Pose.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:18 pm

Happy Monkey, then! Last post.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby DavidH on Sun Dec 25, 2011 5:32 am

Happy Monkey, all! Last post.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Dec 25, 2011 7:50 am

Thanks David! I got exactly what I wanted from Santa: a last post.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Pirate Johnson on Sun Dec 25, 2011 3:22 pm

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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Dec 25, 2011 9:55 pm

Oh look: It's the LAST POST.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby daftbeaker on Sun Dec 25, 2011 9:58 pm

Not any more.

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