The Last Post Thread, 2.0

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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:22 am

The Last Post pm'd me that it hates your weather.
Therefore, I have granted it sanctuary with me.
We're having tea also, but we can enjoy ours on the patio.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:40 am

Yes, but once it got there it realised it couldn't have tea with you. I mean - kitten heels with a reindeer headdress? Puh-leeeese! So the last post is back here now.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby DavidH on Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:56 am

If I hide it right under the border, half in Wales and half in England .... shit, won't work, Roy'll get it anyway.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby black bart on Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:54 am

I've gone for a Snowy Fagin Avatar Oy vey...Last Post.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby DavidH on Wed Dec 14, 2011 11:40 am

Cap'n: "Steer 15 degrees to starb'd!
Helmsman: "Maybe I could manage 4."
Cap'n: "Four? Vot I should do with 4 degrees? My life, you gotta steer 12 just to get past the headland already.....

... (5 minutes later)

Cap'n: "Oi vay! All right, 7½ degrees to starboard it is, and that's my last post."
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Pirate Johnson on Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:37 am

Last :lurk: Post
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Dec 16, 2011 2:18 am

Dom thee Danger Catte has stashed the Last Post with his other cat toys.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:38 am

Milo just raked through Dom's litter box and found something disgusting. Also, he found the last post.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Dec 17, 2011 4:49 am

I have hidden the Last Post a the bottom of a bottle of Pyrat Rum.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Dec 17, 2011 8:34 am

Well, it's happy hour somewhere, so I'll sneak in and nick all your rum, and your last post.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Ubi Dubius on Sat Dec 17, 2011 9:48 pm

One of my "customers" stole the Last Post. I charged him with petty larceny; held him without bail; and I'm keeping the Last Post as evidence.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Pirate Johnson on Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:42 am

Teh hell U say!

LAST
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In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby farfalla on Fri Dec 23, 2011 8:06 pm

Winter solstice is past and we in the northern hemisphere can head toward the light--

wait NOOO - not toward THAT light

Last,
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Dec 23, 2011 8:41 pm

hi anti farfalalala doh ray me

ware ye bin ?

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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Dec 24, 2011 7:57 am

Doh ray me fah so la tea doh ye lye ye notty ye ban las pose.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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