The Last Post Thread, 2.0

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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby ZombieNoodleDemon on Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:20 am

you are factually incorrect.


last post.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Roland Deschain on Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:52 am

Actually, you are both wrong. I have a doctorate in Lastpostology, and have substituted the real last post for a fake one. I own the last post now! Muahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby ZombieNoodleDemon on Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:32 am

and this is why you never get your lastpostology degrees online, roland.

as i have the last post.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:14 am

Consider your last post superseded. The last post is now mine.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby ZombieNoodleDemon on Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:16 am

consider YO FACE superseded.


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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:46 pm

Do I have to stop the car right here and take the Last Post from you?

Yeah.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:02 am

*Waits for Pieces to fall asleep*
*Wakes up before Pieces due to time zone differences*
*Takes the last post*
*Makes tea and toast*
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby ZombieNoodleDemon on Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:56 am

I have synthesized a new and improved Last Post out of cardboard, moldy ramen, and stale beer.

last post.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:21 am

*Finishes tea and toast*
*Retreives last post*
*Takes dog for a walk*
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby ZombieNoodleDemon on Tue Dec 13, 2011 9:50 am

I can simply create a new, more efficient last post whenever circumstances demand it. See? I did it again.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:42 am

Thanks. I'll just have that last post from you.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby ZombieNoodleDemon on Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:50 pm

Science and cooking have once again provided me with the last post.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:12 pm

Are you bored with me taking the last post yet?
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby DavidH on Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:38 pm

Ha! Roy's not on, and I will take the last post. I will hide it under my doormat, where nobody will ever find it.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:33 pm

I like your Tom Lehrer quote. I also like the last post.
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