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Re: Weather Where You Are
by Julius Aurora on Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:00 pm
All this talk about summer. It's winter down here. Cold but sunny.
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2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
- Henry Mencken
Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem!
2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
- Henry Mencken
Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem!
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Re: Weather Where You Are
by Roy Hunter on Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:07 am
Grey with blue bits, dry but windy. Smells like dead seaweed.
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Re: Weather Where You Are
by daftbeaker on Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:32 am
Roy Hunter wrote:Smells like dead seaweed.
That'll be the plutonium.
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Re: Weather Where You Are
by Ubi Dubium on Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:12 pm
Dark. Expected continued dark until morning.
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Re: Weather Where You Are
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sat Aug 01, 2009 10:13 pm
We actually had a lovely day today. Warm and sunny all day, no rain at all. Several people were hospitalized due to shock. I chose to celebrate by moving thirty some-odd wheelbarrows full of firewood from the yard into the basement. Because I so enjoy having a sore back for a week at a stretch. :fsm_old_man:
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: Weather Where You Are
by Tigger_the_Wing on Sun Aug 02, 2009 4:08 am
Lovely (boring) day here today.
It is so boring that we get wind warnings if the speed goes above 7 kph.
It is so boring that we get wind warnings if the speed goes above 7 kph.
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Re: Weather Where You Are
by TwistedSister on Sun Aug 02, 2009 5:45 pm
It poured here today.
Yesterday was very nice.
At least it's not cold and snowing.
Yesterday was very nice.
At least it's not cold and snowing.
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Re: Weather Where You Are
by Capellini on Sun Aug 02, 2009 6:12 pm
TwistedSister wrote:It poured here today.
Yesterday was very nice.
At least it's not cold and snowing.
Yet.
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Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.
"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill
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Re: Weather Where You Are
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sun Aug 02, 2009 7:08 pm
Capellini wrote:TwistedSister wrote:It poured here today.
Yesterday was very nice.
At least it's not cold and snowing.
Yet.
TS is in Pennsyltucky. It doesn't get cold in Pennsyltucky.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: Weather Where You Are
by TwistedSister on Sun Aug 02, 2009 7:35 pm
ET, says who???
Penciltuckey is a pretty big state. Depending on your location, it could be somewhat mild in the winer (around the Philly Dilly Way or pretty bitter (up near the NY border way).
We've had some pretty bad winters around these here parts.
Not as bad as Maine, but we also don't have Lobsters.
(sorry, very tired)
Penciltuckey is a pretty big state. Depending on your location, it could be somewhat mild in the winer (around the Philly Dilly Way or pretty bitter (up near the NY border way).
We've had some pretty bad winters around these here parts.
Not as bad as Maine, but we also don't have Lobsters.
(sorry, very tired)
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Re: Weather Where You Are
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Sun Aug 02, 2009 8:28 pm
People think Australia gets cold. It doesn't. Anything above ten degrees is not cold.
Damn shiverers.
(It's sunny and warm right now)
Damn shiverers.
(It's sunny and warm right now)
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Re: Weather Where You Are
by Elvalia on Sun Aug 02, 2009 8:33 pm
I know someone in Tasmania who told me it gets cold down there...
The people on the radio are already saying that road construction crews are rushing to get things done before the snow falls. It's August! If it snows before October I'm going to be really, really sad.
The people on the radio are already saying that road construction crews are rushing to get things done before the snow falls. It's August! If it snows before October I'm going to be really, really sad.
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Re: Weather Where You Are
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:30 pm
A misconception. Tasmania is not part of Australia, it is a piece of Antarctica that has floated too far up.Elvalia wrote:I know someone in Tasmania who told me it gets cold down there...
The people on the radio are already saying that road construction crews are rushing to get things done before the snow falls. It's August! If it snows before October I'm going to be really, really sad.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: Weather Where You Are
by Qwertyuiopasd on Sun Aug 02, 2009 11:09 pm
Elvalia wrote:I know someone in Tasmania who told me it gets cold down there...
The people on the radio are already saying that road construction crews are rushing to get things done before the snow falls. It's August! If it snows before October I'm going to be really, really sad.
That's what you get for living in yon frozen north. I'm guaranteed a good few months of fall before any winter-like situations.
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Re: Weather Where You Are
by Elvalia on Sun Aug 02, 2009 11:45 pm
Pfft, yeah, no kidding. I was in DC in April and it was ridiculously warm. I had packed sweaters and other early-spring-type clothing, and when I got down there, all the trees had leaves already and it may as well have been summer. Crazy people living where it's too warm to breathe...
And it really doesn't usually snow in October. It's just that it did last year.
And it really doesn't usually snow in October. It's just that it did last year.
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