by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:27 am
Heh. If you guys only knew how close we have to cut stuff just to survive. If we can get pizza once a month it's been a good month. I literally barely have enough money for the gas to drive to work, and I work at home two days a week. I go through tires faster than I should because of the mountain roads thing - these tires are about a year and a half old, and they're not crummy cheapo tires. We eat mostly beans and rice and potatoes - that's probably why I have such a great cholesterol level. Once in a while Mrs. T. will find some nice fish on sale and we'll have a terrific meal, but generally it's the Big Three. We're pretty used to milking everything dry, down to the last drop of gas in the tank and the last stick of firewood. We manage, but there isn't much left over. I haven't had five bucks in my wallet to spend as I please for over two years. Probably more like ten years. I haven't had more than 20 bucks in my wallet since last winter, anad the 20's that I have had hve been there for less than five minutes, the time it takes to get from the ATM to the gas station. I'll get new tires when I have to - either when I can't get an inspection sticker or when these go blooey. Whichever comes first.
Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth.
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.
Have I mentioned that my computer is a piece of crap?