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Re: Venganza People Google Map

Postby ken worley on Fri Feb 27, 2009 2:31 pm

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Roy Hunter wrote:Aaah, come on - he's trying to be a 'new man' here.
What kind of feminist are you, that you can't pick up the tab? It would be empowering...



The kind of feminist that doesn't need that kind of empowering.



Hey, I don't need the frills...

It's all the same to me, if not more enticing, to plan a rendevouz in which I suddenly, overcome with passion/liquor in some as-yet-unspecified ratio, back you up against a discarded sofa in a nearby alley, wrench open your garments, and rocket you straight up to a fast-and-furtive, yet bone-jarring, eye-defocusing climax.

I merely stated that if you're the sort who requires the luxurious details like an actual bed, climate control, access to shower, privacy, etc., then it will fall on you to scrape together the 39.95 and the bus fare to the freeway underpass super-8 motel of your choosing, as I am tapped out at present.

I believe in fairness and equality
I will get the tab next time.(see footnote)

*disrobes slightly, then makes irises fluctuate pointedly*




(Take a lesson here, younger lads...always get her to be first-turn-payer....amazing how often you get away with lucky-no-recip.)
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Re: Venganza People Google Map

Postby Scott the Pirate on Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:04 pm

This may be the most entertaining exchange i've seen yet! You've inspired me Ken. You are my new role model. Must. Find. Someone. To. Harass.....

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Re: Venganza People Google Map

Postby farfalla on Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:28 pm

PG - any luck with this becoming a sticky? blue raindrops are multiplying

Scott - when kenw is around the quality of the prose goes up and down at the same time - he has a gift. For me he is an indescribable upper.

on a serious note [aarggh -sorry]- can not help thinking his sharp mind, wit, and all around way with words could open many doors for him if that is what he wanted

(okay - picturing bouncer and back door at local Arizona strip joint....serious could not last)
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Re: Venganza People Google Map

Postby PantyGnawer on Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:31 pm

farfalla wrote:PG - any luck with this becoming a sticky? blue raindrops are multiplying


Oh it has gotten sticky alright, but not at ALL in the manner that I had hoped.
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Re: Venganza People Google Map

Postby Edd on Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:37 pm

I get the feeling that ken’s subdued melancholy is a result of opening doors and being disappointed by what lies behind them.

Or maybe I’m just projecting.
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Re: Venganza People Google Map

Postby Scott the Pirate on Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:49 pm

farfalla wrote:Scott - when kenw is around the quality of the prose goes up and down at the same time - he has a gift. For me he is an indescribable upper.


I never said that i wanted to steal his "niche" or anything, i'm simply impressed by the quality of the "harassment" in question. I'm a total perv with my female friends. They know what kind of man i am and that anything i say to them should be taken as lightly as possible. It's just nice to see a kindred spirit.

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Re: Venganza People Google Map

Postby ken worley on Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:02 pm

Scott the Pirate wrote:
farfalla wrote:Scott - when kenw is around the quality of the prose goes up and down at the same time - he has a gift. For me he is an indescribable upper.


I never said that i wanted to steal his "niche" or anything, i'm simply impressed by the quality of the "harassment" in question. I'm a total perv with my female friends. They know what kind of man i am and that anything i say to them should be taken as lightly as possible. It's just nice to see a kindred spirit.

S


I am unusually adept at it re: cap...
For some reason, she inspires me.
It just seems to flow effortlessly from my mind like so much....what's the word I'm looking for?...

(I do actually dare say I'm way ahead on points this round.)

@ edd....Nothing so complicated as all that psycho-babble...see expl. above: Simple mental effluvium...


...what?


PS...@ Scott...Better not go pinching my niche...I checked it in the shower this AM, and, apparently, cap has tattoed her name and address on it, along with "nominal cash reward if returned."
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Re: Venganza People Google Map

Postby Capellini on Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:32 pm

I think it has become necessary to remind people that when I actually mentioned an intention to visit the Phoenix area last year, Ken pissed himself and then went into hiding behind his couch for a month.

He might talk a good game, but I fear if I actually took him up on any of his numerous offers of boxed wine and violence towards my wardrobe, he would probably drop dead of fright.
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Re: Venganza People Google Map

Postby farfalla on Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:52 pm

Scott the Pirate wrote:
farfalla wrote:Scott - when kenw is around the quality of the prose goes up and down at the same time - he has a gift. For me he is an indescribable upper.


I never said that i wanted to steal his "niche" or anything, i'm simply impressed by the quality of the "harassment" in question. I'm a total perv with my female friends. They know what kind of man i am and that anything i say to them should be taken as lightly as possible. It's just nice to see a kindred spirit.

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never though you wanted to purloin anything - was rambling - besides can not have too many pervs of your and his ilk, can you?

Cap - you could always give 'kerv'*, a try - nothing ventured, nothing gained and you might be pleasantly surprised .. but the forum would want pictures

[*try a kerv-ball - ..will now slink off]
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Re: Venganza People Google Map

Postby ken worley on Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:57 pm

Capellini wrote:I think it has become necessary to remind people that when I actually mentioned an intention to visit the Phoenix area last year, Ken pissed himself and then went into hiding behind his couch for a month.

He might talk a good game, but I fear if I actually took him up on any of his numerous offers of boxed wine and violence towards my wardrobe, he would probably drop dead of fright.



Well, that depends on how early I started on the wine, and are we talking before or after your garments are torn asunder?

Narrow the variables, or this hypothetical is simply too loose for a working model.

EDIT: pretty cool, eh? Even in the above technical notation, I keep up the steady-grinding references to her sexuality/character...I will break down her will to resist(or even care what occurs 'down there')- yet.
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Re: Venganza People Google Map

Postby ken worley on Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:29 am

Me, literally, on google maps

Here I am, bottom center of map, getting into or out of my truck at the Bally's Penn Hills, Pa.

When I lived there, my bus showed up in Az., at the house I was staying at/rebuilding it.

Now, it shows the bus at the Pa. trailer park I stayed at.(apparently google maps is about 2-3 years or more out of date.

The Pa. sat images show summer foliage, and also me, about to(it appears) get back into my truck after leaving the gym.
(truck is at extreme south end of parking lot, backed-in, silver sticklike stripe down pass. side is my ladders on rack.)...freaky...I looked for my truck at home, ironwood warehouse, my storage, and then gym...I only half-expected to find vehicle(imagine how much away-from-home-time is actually spent in transit, at some random intersection stoplight somewhere/etc.)
I am the blurry smear next to the north side of vehicle.(not one of my better days, apparently)
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Re: Venganza People Google Map

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:31 am

ken worley wrote:apparently google maps is about 2-3 years or more out of date.

It varies from place to place. Google maps in Maine currently uses the second-most-recent set of air photos in the state GIS database - we just had new ones flown last spring. The ones on g-maps are from 2006 - I could tell even if I didn't have special-GIS-knowledge because my van is in my driveway (ditched in 07) but my neighbor's tree is already chopped down (winter 06 event). They are negotiating access to the new photos, will probably get it soon cuz the state needs the buckaroos.
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Re: Venganza People Google Map

Postby Capellini on Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:19 am

ken worley wrote:
EDIT: pretty cool, eh? Even in the above technical notation, I keep up the steady-grinding references to her sexuality/character...I will break down her will to resist(or even care what occurs 'down there')- yet.


This isn't resistance. It's another word that starts with 're', but not resistance.
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Re: Venganza People Google Map

Postby PantyGnawer on Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:17 am

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Re: Venganza People Google Map

Postby farfalla on Sat Feb 28, 2009 11:00 am

can I buy an "O"?
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