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Postby JaxieArggh on Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:06 am

With the gospel, i successfully converted my hardcore christian mother to become a pastafarian.

I bought her a neclace and everything.

I'm working on my dad now. :fsm_yarr:

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Postby pastapesto on Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:07 pm

it's not that hard to convert people, at my workplace most of the people around me were enthousiast pastafarians after making some promotion for it.
but we still don't have an official holiday on friday.
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Postby russianfool20825 on Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:37 am

that holiday on friday is the hardest part...
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Postby Fable on Tue Jan 08, 2008 6:32 pm

try not to be hurry in such things, even FSM didn't make the world in one day...
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Postby Pirate Terramort on Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:25 am

Aye, but at least He made it faster than Jehova, or whoever the Christians have. Or do they just call him god?
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Postby Cardinal Fang on Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:26 am

Pirate Terramort wrote:Aye, but at least He made it faster than Jehova, or whoever the Christians have. Or do they just call him god?


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Postby hazza on Fri Apr 11, 2008 6:13 am

Making it worse for myself?! How could it possibly be any worse?! Jehova, Jehova!! Hahahah
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Postby goldstar on Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:16 pm

next school year my friends and I are starting the HSH Pastafarians (we already have school permission!) :D
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