The official doctrine claims that the FSM created the world 5,000 years ago. I would like to raise a counterpoint, based on science's Big Bang theory. If you were a fun-loving, omnipotent being, and you had the chance to make the biggest explosion ever, wouldn't you take it?
Praise be to The Sauced And Noodly One, and may your cheese never be from a green cardboard can. R'amen.