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Re: Beer purity

Postby Valanthe on Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:24 am

There has to be Pastafarian Heaven. It's probably the only one that would let George Carlin in. According to certain uptight individuals, there's no way the Christian God would let him in. The FSM, I believe, would welcome him.
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Re: Beer purity

Postby Pirate Johnson on Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:37 am

Stale beer flowes 2 hell. Duh, fncking...duh! :?
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Re: Beer purity

Postby Valanthe on Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:44 am

Thank FSM there's no crap beer in Heaven, either :D

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Re: Beer purity

Postby Pirate Johnson on Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:48 am

Than burn in Hell or wherever you think horrable people go.
Zankou 2.0 wrote:Actually, the Pastafarian version of heaven doesn't appeal to me at all. I don't like alcohol and the idea of a strip club is, to me, utterly absurd. It's naked people dancing. Who cares?
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Re: Beer purity

Postby Pirate Johnson on Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:50 am

I Love George Carlin
Valanthe wrote:There has to be Pastafarian Heaven. It's probably the only one that would let George Carlin in. According to certain uptight individuals, there's no way the Christian God would let him in. The FSM, I believe, would welcome him.
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Re: Beer purity

Postby Cardinal Fang on Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:09 pm

Zankou 2.0 wrote:Actually, the Pastafarian version of heaven doesn't appeal to me at all. I don't like alcohol and the idea of a strip club is, to me, utterly absurd. It's naked people dancing. Who cares?


You could always join us near the fountain of tea. I consider that although there will be strippers, they will fulfill your ideal, therefore for me they will also be able to join me in some entertaining surrealist meanderings.

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Re: Beer purity

Postby Ubi Dubium on Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:25 pm

Cardinal Fang wrote:You could always join us near the fountain of tea.

It's right under the chocolate trees!
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Re: Beer purity

Postby Valanthe on Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:31 am

Heaven is what you make it. I'll be parked next to the beer volcano, laughing my ass off at the comedy stylings of George Carlin. If the strippers care to join me, it's all good. :D
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Re: Beer purity

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:04 pm

I'm not sure Carlin would have too much material in heaven. There's not nearly as much to gripe about.
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Re: Beer purity

Postby Valanthe on Sat Oct 25, 2008 11:42 pm

He could always return to his earlier formulas. Not all of his material was complaints and grievances. He used to do general observations and commentary. Baseball and football, f'r instance, or a Place for my Stuff. Classic.
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Re: Beer purity

Postby Pirate Johnson on Sun Oct 26, 2008 8:00 pm

Other religions say that you will be able to talk to patriarchates in their inferior representations of heaven. Thank Speghadeity for his acceptance of individuals such as George. I know that at some point in his glorious life, he consumed pasta, therefor paying his admission to our endlessly erupting open bar and unceasing flow of strippers.
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Re: Beer purity

Postby Valanthe on Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:18 am

RAmen to that, brother!
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Re: Beer purity

Postby Pirate Johnson on Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:13 am

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits will more than be accepted in our Heaven. Those who can't accept are either doomed to Hell or in the wrong religion. Speghadeity's primary concern is that all of his young Jimlads and Jimlasses be accepted by each other if no one else. Superiority is just a euphemism for I'm an asshole when used to describe anything with a complex personality.

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Re: Beer purity

Postby Valanthe on Thu Oct 30, 2008 7:39 am

Yes, indeedy. Thank goodness the Eight I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts leave some wiggle room for our flimsy moral standards. :) Oh, yes, I believe there's also room for the Incomplete List of Impolite Words.
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Re: Beer purity

Postby Pirate Johnson on Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:40 am

The people who dont believe in free expression could just employ the FCC.
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