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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Jul 30, 2015 4:13 am

Ummmmm.........

Sorcy Fillies an' 16turkeys ye b hokay iff ye duz fowwlow me horders .

i haz choklit icecreem an' peetzer 4 brekkfass at 7 bewlls , dats a oarder .

Fankye ye welcum . :welcome:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Thu Jul 30, 2015 5:14 am

YARR! Well kum abord mateys!
Err , oi meens ye SKURVEE SKUM !
Now git ye ta postin sumfin humerus
YARR !

O !
An by thee by , oi woodint be shakkin thee wee blightarrs hand iffin oi wuz ye , ye dusint want ta noe warr he puts dem .
YARR !
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby samin_rpcmp_ru » Fri Jul 31, 2015 12:33 pm

Hello!
My name is Mikhail Samin, I am a member of the Holy Colander of the Russian Pastafary Church.
We're going to to register in Russia as a religious organization. To do this, we need permission from Bobby Henderson to use the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (we translated it into Russian).
Sorry for bad English.

Thanks!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Jul 31, 2015 2:23 pm

samin_rpcmp_ru wrote:Hello!
My name is Mikhail Samin, I am a member of the Holy Colander of the Russian Pastafary Church.
We're going to to register in Russia as a religious organization. To do this, we need permission from Bobby Henderson to use the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (we translated it into Russian).
Sorry for bad English.

Thanks!

What bad English?

Hello by the way :welcome:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Jul 31, 2015 4:24 pm

samin_rpcmp_ru wrote:Hello!
My name is Mikhail Samin, I am a member of the Holy Colander of the Russian Pastafary Church.
We're going to to register in Russia as a religious organization. To do this, we need permission from Bobby Henderson to use the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (we translated it into Russian).
Sorry for bad English.

Thanks!



Ullo Uncca Mikky ,

ummmm...

if ye 'angs rownd 'ere 4 a wile i fixes yer Eggliss an' lerns ya 'ow 2 tawk proppery .
ye juss hassta duz wot i sez , hokay ?

Fankye , ye welcum . :welcome:
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby samin_rpcmp_ru » Sat Aug 01, 2015 5:35 am

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:Ullo Uncca Mikky ,

ummmm...

if ye 'angs rownd 'ere 4 a wile i fixes yer Eggliss an' lerns ya 'ow 2 tawk proppery .
ye juss hassta duz wot i sez , hokay ?

Fankye , ye welcum . :welcome:

I ... I can't read your message :blush:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Aug 01, 2015 8:25 am

samin_rpcmp_ru wrote:I ... I can't read your message :blush:

That's because your English is better than Nef Yoo's.

He's a pirate. Not a very good one, obviously, but nevertheless a pirate.
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