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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby RockRollDie » Wed Apr 15, 2015 4:52 am

Good day all, Long time listener, first time caller.

I have been familiar with The Church of FSM, and considered myself a pastafarian for a while now, I don't usually do forums etc but I would love to discuss his Noodliness and the ideas more with people who are like minded.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby RockRollDie » Fri Apr 17, 2015 7:52 am

Apologies if this is double posted. I tried to post here a few days ago from my phone but not sure if it worked, of if its just waiting to be approved...

Either way HELLO :) :fsm_rock:
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Postby Cardinal Fang » Sun Apr 19, 2015 6:17 pm

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby RevPastina » Thu Jun 04, 2015 6:45 pm

Hello fellow Pastafarians,

Ever since I have been touched by his Noodliness I have been reading the Canon and eventually hope to reach the same level of understanding as the prophets who wrote about Him.

I hope to spread the word as much as possible, which I do with a lot of love and understanding. Hope to learn a lot here and hopefully be touched by his Noodliness before the third edition of the loose canon comes out.

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Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Jun 05, 2015 4:07 am

Welcome, RevPastina.

If you find you lack enlightenment or some sort of zen serenity about your faith, try more beers. That usually does it.

:welcome:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Jun 05, 2015 7:49 am

Hullo Unca RefPasty ,

Ummmm..... i iss ya nu cappin .

Ye hafta brung me lotsa yummy fings ta eet .

i lykes peetser wiff da bestest slarmi onnit

an choklit mulk 4 brekfass .

Um , dat b a ordar , rrrr .

Fank ye , ye welcum .
:welcome: :whip:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby PastaGabe » Sat Jun 06, 2015 10:43 pm

Thanks to The Prophet for bringing the news of His Noodliness.

Thanks to Him for touching me with His Noodily Appendage

Thanks to the moderators for keeping this fun

Thanks to all members for welcoming me.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun Jun 07, 2015 12:29 am

Welcome, PastaGabe. Have fun in the forums, and feel free to ignore the Nef Yoo.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Jun 07, 2015 3:09 am

Avass PastyGaeb , ahoy ! :welcome:

Ummm..... ye mussen lissen 2 Uncca HextraTerratree , 'e giff effabuddy terrabull add vice ,
an 'e juss tri inn ta git ye inta trubbel . i iss da big shot rownd 'ere an ye gotta duz wot i tells ya .

Noaw squab da deks , dats a orda . :whip: :whip:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Rigger Tony » Fri Jun 12, 2015 9:06 pm

Ahoy those on the ship!
I request permission to come aboard…
I am a sailor with many talents and much experience to offer to your cause. I come wearing OSHA approved footwear and a really cool Pirate hat… I also have a cutlass… it’s the real deal. It’s not a prop and I paid a lot for it.
Most importantly, please know brothers that I was recently touched, or more accurately, slapped upside the head by the big wet noodle which is His wisdom.
His touch (slap) was undeniable as it left a very visible (and tasty) splotch of bolognaise a crossed my forehead and the left shoulder of my shirt. There was also a spot on the floor next to the cat’s water bowl that looked like the same stuff but I’m not really sure what that was.
I have pictures if you doubt me.
I have just today read the full Gospel of the FSM and feel ready to serve.
I beg you though, please, before I come aboard, tell me… if I am to come aboard will it be necessary that I have my “poop deck swabbed” as I hear that is something pirates do and I’m not sure that I’m in to that…
…not that there is anything wrong with that…
What say ye my brothers?
Will you have me?
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Jun 13, 2015 3:54 am

No need to try so hard, Rigger Tony. We have flimsy moral standards, we'll pressgang - er, I mean welcome anyone.

Welcome! Enjoy. Watch out for Nef Yoo. Check out the
Pirates forum in particular.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Rigger Tony » Sat Jun 13, 2015 6:47 pm

My gratitude to you sailor Hunter and all ye speak for!
As for your slip of the tongue and my being "pressganged" (I had to Google it) I have no worries about your motives.
The whole "Poop deck swabbing" thing still stands though right mate?

Right?

I'm coming aboard...
"The Boss in in the sauce... and sometimes on it." Me.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Jun 13, 2015 8:27 pm

Rigger Tony wrote:I'm coming aboard...


GOTCHA !

Noaw isst ofta da poop dek wiff yoo ! :welcome:
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby PastaGabe » Sat Jun 13, 2015 8:58 pm

:welcome: argh!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Jackfromnz » Sun Jun 14, 2015 5:39 pm

Sup im jackson from dunedin new zealand and i converted a few days back and now im in class praying to fsm to get out soon


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