The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

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fettuccine
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby fettuccine » Tue Jul 01, 2014 1:03 am

good day to you all,
comin at ya from Sydeny, Australia. I've just registered as a minister as well. may his noodlyness touch you all.

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Dechujoh64
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Dechujoh64 » Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:27 pm

fettuccine wrote:good day to you all

And a good day to you too, Fettuccine.
Just watch out for the drunken tumbleweeds and you'll be fine. (but it is fun to listen to them belch as they bounce along.)
Pope Dechujoh is the name.
Oh, here is a list of things that I have writin:
Click the link->The Book of Dechujoh.:
Letter to the Risians. (14 Chapters.) has been writin
Letter to the Udonites. (2 Chpts.) has been writin
Letters between D and M the Udonite. (6 Chpts)has been writin
Letters to the Fiorites is next. Started on.
Revelations 3: The Scroll of the 7 Sealed Pastas(17 Chpts)has been writin
Image<---T.A.R.D.I.S

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Snipe » Thu Jul 03, 2014 5:33 am

Cardinal Fang wrote:Welcome Snipe

Don't tread on the exploding chickens and you'll be fine

CF


Thanks Cardinal Fang, I'll keep an eye out for the little blighters!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby BubbaL » Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:17 pm

Hi all! My name is Camila and I love noodles. This group certainly gives my most important energy source the attention it deserves.

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Dechujoh64
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Dechujoh64 » Fri Jul 04, 2014 7:31 am

BubbaL wrote:Hi all! My name is Camila and I love noodles. This group certainly gives my most important energy source the attention it deserves.


Welcome New Convert, post freely and Merrily and you will be fine. Just watch out for the low flying squirrels with large...acorns! the squirrels are holding acorns!

and one last bit of advice. Don't feed the marauding Nef-Yoo. That little bugger has enough already. :haha:
Pope Dechujoh is the name.
Oh, here is a list of things that I have writin:
Click the link->The Book of Dechujoh.:
Letter to the Risians. (14 Chapters.) has been writin
Letter to the Udonites. (2 Chpts.) has been writin
Letters between D and M the Udonite. (6 Chpts)has been writin
Letters to the Fiorites is next. Started on.
Revelations 3: The Scroll of the 7 Sealed Pastas(17 Chpts)has been writin
Image<---T.A.R.D.I.S

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Warpde » Fri Jul 11, 2014 12:41 am

Arrr! Avast, ye mateys and me hearties.
This Jack Tar shall keep a weathered eye open for the noodly appendage that has touched me and
guided me to these shores.
As me wet me pipe with the grog and ale, Savvy...?

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby dukes » Thu Jul 17, 2014 9:22 pm

Greetings Warpde! It doth appear the rest of the crew be on vacation, and if I had any smarts I too would be. That leaves me and thee, and I be uncertain of your excuse. Be that as it may, go forth and post, and remember to genuflect to his noodliness. A grog to thee in gud health.
Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me.

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Ballad of John and Yoko

JoeNut
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby JoeNut » Fri Jul 18, 2014 9:51 am

Afternoon, I'm Joe, I have joined as I think the idea of a flying spaghetti monster is just as realistic as any other religion, and this one seems to have a nice community.
Thanks.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DavidH » Sat Jul 19, 2014 4:26 am

Welcome, Joe. Congratulations on being touched by His Noodly Appendage.
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Rev. Chamberlain
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Rev. Chamberlain » Thu Jul 31, 2014 11:24 pm

Mad props to the author of this recent HuffPost article for invoking His Noodly Appendage to ridicule Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas), a right-wing nut job from my home state.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/1 ... 75241.html

:fsm_float:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Aug 01, 2014 5:46 am

Welcome Rev. Chamberlain!

Normally first posts with links in them give me that squinting-eyes-and-itchy-trigger-finger thing, but I like that story very much.

Make yourself at home, and have fun!
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby The Heir of Alfred » Sat Aug 09, 2014 2:42 pm

With the blessing and tomato sauce of his Noodliness I will start a fundamentalist noodle of the CFSM. We could start with an inquisition (nobody would expect that!) and the heretics and unbelievers will be so amazed that they will see the error of their ways and the world will unite under a light dusting of parmesan. It might have to wait until Inspector Montalbano has finished though.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby david1978m » Tue Aug 12, 2014 4:50 pm

Hi everyone!
I'm very happy to find this board, i love noodles with tomato sauce and meat balls are delicious!!!

Glad to be here!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Ms Pugwash » Fri Aug 15, 2014 10:47 pm

Hi there, I'm a new convert and have started spreading the Word by means of a jolly pirate fish emblem on my Harley. :pirate_fish: I'm not spam so please may I be approved?

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Aug 16, 2014 6:10 am

Ms Pugwash wrote:Hi there, I'm a new convert and have started spreading the Word by means of a jolly pirate fish emblem on my Harley. :pirate_fish: I'm not spam so please may I be approved?

How do you know you're not spam? Have you tried making fritters out of yourself?

Welcome, Mr Pugwash. Harleys park on the left, plastic Japanese pocket-rockets park round the back, next to the bins.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.


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