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Postby Tickle on Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:12 pm

Tickle, eh?

I think someone else thought that too, there is a thread about it somewhere. Maybe the writer who made the books was touched by His noodily appendage... :fsm:

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Postby MrWorry on Sat Mar 25, 2006 3:25 am

Thanks Tickle,(mmm? your name's familiar).

I know have a better appreciation of the phrase 'touched by genius'.

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hope this is the right place?

Postby PirateRobOfWhitby on Sun Mar 26, 2006 5:47 pm

I think i was suppose to post here first!
me bad pirate, arrrgh!
hey all! new convert from Canada here.
just a couple of questions ?
I was wondering if there was some kind of hand signal
or jester to tell if I meet a fellow Pastafarian?
Something like the Masonic Temple has, ring finger and thumb on chin,
tells if your a member of the Temple,and where you touch yourself on your chest tells you ,your rank.
The second Question would be ,if I meet a fellow Pastafarian ,is there a secret handshake or greeting ?
thanking you in advance , me sucking up big time !
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Postby teripie on Sun Mar 26, 2006 9:28 pm

I did find this old thread that includes a handshake. http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=686
The link within it no longer works unfortunately. It was funny as hell.
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I was awe strucked

Postby itai on Sun Mar 26, 2006 9:34 pm

must be the first time i obeyed any forum's rule of where to start.

I hope to spread the word in the holy land where the fsm almighty first punished the sinful earthlings with false prophets.

what is the meaninig wwfsmd?
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Postby Griffin on Sun Mar 26, 2006 9:55 pm

MrWorry wrote:Hi All,

Should I be worried that our FSM bares an uncanny resemblance to my great friend MrTickle?
I am afraid to ask, but what is the true significance of the first Mr Man book being MrTickle?


There is a helpful thread on this in Old Postings at http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic ... hargreaves

Enjoy.

Have you discovered the UK thread yet http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=996 ??
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Thank you Auntie and Teripie

Postby PirateRobOfWhitby on Sun Mar 26, 2006 10:07 pm

Now that I know the handshake ,I can practise at home
An open and honest group of people ,OMFSM.
shhhhhh i won't tell anyone, wink, wink.
or maybe i should ,,,get my convert numbers up!!!!
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sun Mar 26, 2006 11:30 pm

the FSM rarely punishes anyone. and if he did, I doubt it would be anyone but his own followers.

when you were a kid, did your mom punish your neighbors kids? or did your neighbors mom punish you? I don't think the FSM has any grounds to punish the followers of another religion any more than the god of someone else has the grounds to punish a pastafarian.

and we've GOT a false prophet. hasn't been smited as far as I can tell.
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Postby ramses on Mon Mar 27, 2006 5:47 am

Hi.

I used to be an atheist, but I just couldn't continue denying the overwhelming evidence that supports :fsm: . The video that shows Him flying over a building changed my life forever.

I'll fight with all my strength to make sure that His word is given equal time in schools as other theories, like evolution and ID.

:worship: :fsm:
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Postby lolomarseille on Mon Mar 27, 2006 6:48 am

is the first prophet of FSM still working in las vegas?
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Re: I was awe strucked

Postby Tickle on Mon Mar 27, 2006 12:38 pm

itai wrote:what is the meaninig wwfsmd?


'What Would Flying Spaghetti Monster Do?' (like WWJD?)

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Postby joe bloe on Mon Mar 27, 2006 7:31 pm

This place is a riot! Bless you FSM! All hail FSM!

Maybe Bobby will finally put the Scientologits out of business.
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Postby Robbie the Pirate on Mon Mar 27, 2006 9:46 pm

As my first post must say I have loved this religion ever since I read the letter (That was only five days ago but still.)

Maybe Bobby will finally put the Scientologits out of business.

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Postby Alpaca on Mon Mar 27, 2006 10:03 pm

Excellent. Welcome to you both. Enjoy yourselves.
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Postby Lethe Gray on Tue Mar 28, 2006 2:00 am

I'm new here but not new to FSM. We love it all at work, in fact I should bring my camera and show you - because we've got a pirate flag in our office and occasionally strippers.

Well, not strippers. But pirates and ships. :)

:fsm_yarr:

Now I'm gonna go look around the other sections of the forum. :) I was so very glad that my wheat and milk allergies will not prevent me from enjoying the sauce (fruit) of FSM's labors... I wonder if the beer volcano will taste like Sake to me...
Am I to burn in noodly hell because I am allergic to Wheat? Am I condemned to a life and afterlife without beer? Is there no cheese without the holy liquid from cows that I can substitute? *cries*
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