The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

[(Rev) Thorne]

OK, OK, I got it!

Converted a few years ago but just recently got out of the closet (galley?). Needed to post a theological question but gotta start here or else I won't be able to solve a crisis of faith. Which is a bit disquieting since I was recently ordained.

So, do I get leave to post elsewhere now and get on with my life?

Noodles of blessings upon thee,
James Q. Thorne (Rev.)

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

rrrrr

Oooooooooo........ooooooooo..oooooooooooo


Nooooooooooooo.........oooooooooooooooo..oooooo

tha worl gunna be ovfer a gun !
Yup!
onna fwiday !
Ye kin et alla kandees peetzers an stuff ya wan !

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

OK, so I want to do a search here..arrgh!
Holiday Dinner is approaching and I would like a nice grace, prayer or something appropriate... Search for Grace, Prayer or whatever is too common?
thanks
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Searching for anything at all is too common here. We've got way too many posts for the search function to parse.


Here's the one I came up with:

O! Great Flying Spaghetti Monster
Mother of Meatballs
Father of Fettuccini
The Alphredo and the Omega
R'Amen!

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

Oh! I nearly forgot.


Welcome, all ye new pirates and Pastafarians!

[gnossos]

Thanks

[tisme]

Instead of a prayer just all get a bit of spaghetti (because that's what you should be eating on these occasions) and all suck in together. That slurping sound should be a prayer on its own.

[P V Pattooie]

Hello all! P V Pattooie here and I'm pleased to find this place and meet all of you. His Noodly Appendage just got to be too much to ignore, so here I am. I'm thrilled to have finally found the guts to do as I am needed to do.

I have to admit at first I was somehwat turned off by some of the smilies here, but by gum they just grow on you as you outgrow the other stuff, don't they. I just can't wait to fully embrace the teachings of the FSM.

[mahasiswi]

Hello, I'm from Jakarta - Indonesia ( do you even know where is it? :D )
I'm a college student and hope to learn a better english while posting here..

[Crbreingan]

Hi all,

I'm a relatively new convert to the church. I had never heard of the FSM before until I was debating a Christian about the existence of God in my college ethics class. The professor suggested that I take a look at the FSM. And I was overwhelmed with joy to see such an organization existed and that there were so many supporters of our great and starchy lord.

I'm looking forward to discussing the church and hopefully contributing to the future of the church.

Thanks.

[tisme]

Hello and yes, south of Singapore and north of Christmas Island.

[ET, the Extra Terrestrial]

Welcome, mahasiswi and Crbreingan! Happy new yarrrgh!

[motheronabudget]

This is very interesting. I have a degree in religion and i have never heard about this one. looking forward to learning more

[Francisco Rodriguez]

Hi my name is Francisco Rodriguez. Just call me Frank.
I have message for the Council of the Olive Garden.
The Iglesia Pastafari (Spanish Church of FSM) is interested in translating The Loose Canon.
They already translated the Gospel of FSM.

Please reach out.

Frank

[lost]

I was lost but not so much anymore...probably a little befuddled tho

[Ghost]

Greetings. I have recently converted to a Pastafarian. :)
I don't really have much else to say, but Happy Friday, and RAmen to all of you!