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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby canarin » Fri Sep 17, 2010 11:59 am

I humbly defer to His Noodly Appendage and offer good Sugo!
The new convert I recruited today will no doubt be a great Pastafarian.
Maybe we can create our own Colander in Gauteng, South Africa.
Brothers Dyslexic in the Sugo, Untie!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby canarin » Sat Sep 18, 2010 8:59 pm

canarin wrote:I humbly defer to His Noodly Appendage and offer good Sugo!
The new convert I recruited today will no doubt be a great Pastafarian.
Maybe we can create our own Colander in Gauteng, South Africa.
Brothers Dyslexic in the Sugo, Untie!

I wish to be touched by His Noodly Apendage and have other posts approved. This quoted one does not seem to count? Because newer post elsewhere are not approved

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby daftbeaker » Sat Sep 18, 2010 9:22 pm

If you wait a couple of days one of the admins will allow your account to post other places. The only thing you need to do is post here and you've done that, any posts you've made elsewhere will probably appear in the next day or so when the admins get round to it.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby TwistedSister » Sat Sep 18, 2010 9:33 pm

daftbeaker wrote:If you wait a couple of days one of the admins will allow your account to post other places. The only thing you need to do is post here and you've done that, any posts you've made elsewhere will probably appear in the next day or so when the admins get round to it.

He's means when they sober up......... fsm_smile

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter » Sun Sep 19, 2010 2:48 pm

Welcome Unluck and Canarin, and everybody else who is new in town!

Unluck, well done on talking your friend into feeding her kids pasta every Friday. Pasta is cheap, and kids will happily eat it (and if you are sneaky about it and put your sauce through a blender, you can make them eat loads of vegetables at the same time!). Never mind the theoloigical arguments, the kids have gotta eat!

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Sep 20, 2010 2:39 pm

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Errol_Fin » Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:57 am

Watch out for thee sharks!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Ham Nox » Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:10 pm

HIHIHIHIHIHI!!!! Hola, Bonjour, Kunichiwa!

Bienvenidos!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Edd » Sat Oct 02, 2010 2:46 pm

Kikko wrote:...I hope that the moderators here are not very attracted to commas, since I'm not used to them, since the forum where I come from is ''self-moderated''.


A few of us may harbor amorous feelings toward certain punctuation marks, but I don't believe the moderators have ever expressed an opinion on them.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Sat Oct 02, 2010 4:46 pm

Edd wrote:
Kikko wrote:...I hope that the moderators here are not very attracted to commas, since I'm not used to them, since the forum where I come from is ''self-moderated''.


A few of us may harbor amorous feelings toward certain punctuation marks, but I don't believe the moderators have ever expressed an opinion on them.


Interestingly enough, we actually have scripture on this matter. Revelations of Auntie Dee Dee, Chapter II.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby evilerik » Sun Oct 03, 2010 9:48 am

A light did shine from above and a great rain of pasta sauce did fall from the sky. Lo, I was touched by the noodly appendage.

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Postby Didereaux » Sun Oct 03, 2010 11:38 am

A note to ask permission to come aboard up the gangway...beats all the hassle of grapes-hotting the scurvy lot of you and doing all that swing across on the sheets and such...I've lost many a good tar to the sharks that way when the dam fools let go to soon.

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to much grog..I can't spell my own ships name correctly...

Postby Didereaux » Sun Oct 03, 2010 11:44 am

No we ain't sailin' the seas of Wyoming in the 'Cheyenne de mer', but we do get rather sloshed on board the 'chienne de la mer'. Hey, even pirates get oldtimerz!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Oct 05, 2010 10:08 am

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ya look a lot loike wun ove unkel fartys frenz
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