The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby black bart » Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:00 am

LauOooArrghRAH wrote:Boi the way - HAPPY INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY! Oi adheres to it every year, and every year it just gets better - fer the past 2 years oi've been in Islamic climes, eeeeee, ye should be seeing the reaction oi gets when oi tells folk why oi'm talking loike a pirate :p


Ahoy matey...when ye sais Islamic climes does ye mean Wolverhampton?
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Putanesca » Fri Sep 19, 2008 10:03 am

Behold, a new prophet is come.

I, and only I, shall impart the truth of the FSM.

Having wandered in the wilderness for 49 and a half years all has been revealed to me.

I have communed with the FSM and have been blessed with pasta and beer.

Watch this space...

FSM - You know it makes lunch.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Horigot » Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:33 pm

Hi I have been newly converted to Pastafariansim. I feel like a void in my life has been filled :D.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:38 pm

Arroha! no can get da buggah to lemme in wid da "old inoa" so got da bright, shiny noo 1...see yez in "Pirates", bredren & cistern..
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby black bart » Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:40 pm

Ahoy matey, welcome back.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ConcreteBalloon » Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:48 pm

I've been a Pastafarian for about a year now, and finally decided to join the forums. So, here I am!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Manoverboard » Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:12 pm

Ahoy! I was being lead down the wrong path but now I know His noodly grace! Just converted. Texas.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DaveL » Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:08 am

Welcome aboard lads!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nahmala » Sun Sep 21, 2008 10:21 am

Um, hi. I just converted. I'm at the moment trying to figure out how to make an avatar. So...yeah.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Edd » Sun Sep 21, 2008 1:33 pm

Welcome, all! (Love the Lovecraft quote, BTW)
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Isis » Sun Sep 21, 2008 8:44 pm

I have long been a disciple of the holy FSM, but I've only recently found this devout group of his followers. I hope to waste -- I mean spend much time here.

RAmen.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Katimana » Sun Sep 21, 2008 10:51 pm

I am blessed by his noodly appendage! Now to take the good sauce to the world...

Pasta to the people :)
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby VHSBD » Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:03 am

Sauce be upon you, brothers and sisters!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Captain Pantolones » Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:22 pm

Hola mateys.

This be my first post in the forums, I wish good garlic bread to all, and may His noodles forever touch ye.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby purplegoddess » Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:56 pm

Greetings.

Long time lurker, finally made the plunge.

R'Amen.
Give us this day our daily taste. Restore to us soups that spoons will not sink in and sauces which are never the same twice. Raise up among us stews with more gravy than we have bread to blot it with Give us pasta with a hundred fillings.

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