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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby black bart on Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:40 pm

Ahoy matey, welcome back.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ConcreteBalloon on Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:48 pm

I've been a Pastafarian for about a year now, and finally decided to join the forums. So, here I am!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby TanithT on Sat Sep 20, 2008 8:05 pm

Hello world. Deliciously devout Pastafarian in Wilmington, NC here.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Manoverboard on Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:12 pm

Ahoy! I was being lead down the wrong path but now I know His noodly grace! Just converted. Texas.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DaveL on Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:08 am

Welcome aboard lads!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nahmala on Sun Sep 21, 2008 10:21 am

Um, hi. I just converted. I'm at the moment trying to figure out how to make an avatar. So...yeah.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Edd on Sun Sep 21, 2008 1:33 pm

Welcome, all! (Love the Lovecraft quote, BTW)
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Isis on Sun Sep 21, 2008 8:44 pm

I have long been a disciple of the holy FSM, but I've only recently found this devout group of his followers. I hope to waste -- I mean spend much time here.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Katimana on Sun Sep 21, 2008 10:51 pm

I am blessed by his noodly appendage! Now to take the good sauce to the world...

Pasta to the people :)
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby VHSBD on Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:03 am

Sauce be upon you, brothers and sisters!

I discovered this community of spaghettiites after looking through atheist t-shirts on zazzle.com.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Captain Pantolones on Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:22 pm

Hola mateys.

This be my first post in the forums, I wish good garlic bread to all, and may His noodles forever touch ye.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby purplegoddess on Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:56 pm

Greetings.

Long time lurker, finally made the plunge.

R'Amen.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby blaze8902 on Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:11 pm

Well, hello fresh Pasta.

I am no long time pastafarian myself, but I feel as though I have been accepted and I hope all of you will enjoy your stay here. Allow me the honor of greeting you all.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby grarnbarr on Wed Sep 24, 2008 10:13 am

Hi I´ve ben pastafarian for quite a long time now and tougt I shoud join this forum. Greetings fom sweden! // grarnbarr
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby cassles on Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:05 pm

hello everyone, i am not, in fact, a pastafarian, rather a high school student writing a five page research paper on the flying spaghetti monster.. just looking for information and answers. thanks...
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