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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Mbonilla on Sat Apr 26, 2014 6:51 am

My name is mario, I've been a pastafarian for a few years, only now that my lovely wife has gave me an ordination certificate have I stumbled upon the boards. Been curious as to what title do I recieve? Pastor? Rev.? Looking forward to many posts :welcome:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby dukes on Sat Apr 26, 2014 4:05 pm

His Noodliness acknowledges your humble appeal to prostrate yourself before him. Your title for now? New Convert it is, matey. Now go forth and be wise.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Dechujoh64 on Sat Apr 26, 2014 4:33 pm

dukes wrote:His Noodliness acknowledges your humble appeal to prostrate yourself before him. Your title for now? New Convert it is, matey. Now go forth and be wise.

Dukes, he may be a new convert here ,but what I think he's asking about his ordainment as a Minister of the pastafarian faith.

Mbonilla wrote:My name is mario, I've been a pastafarian for a few years, only now that my lovely wife has gave me an ordination certificate have I stumbled upon the boards. Been curious as to what title do I recieve? Pastor? Rev.? Looking forward to many posts :welcome:


:welcome: Mbonilla, well you can actually call yourself what ever you want. you can call your cell Pope, Adm., Cardinal, General, or whatever else you can think of.
But... if you want to be PC about it, you are Minister Mario.

but as a new convert welcome to the board and watch out for low-flying Unidentified Flying Objects. Nef Yoo or otherwise.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sat Apr 26, 2014 4:46 pm

Minister, Monister, Pastor, Pastar, Pesto, Cap'n, Admiral, Popellini; I don't think it actually matters! Choose something that makes you giggle or something that makes you feel important. There is no dogma in Pastafarianism! :zen:
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Re: Australian Pastafarian

Postby Dechujoh64 on Sat Apr 26, 2014 5:56 pm

CapnCannonballsPasta wrote:A'hoy there mateys,

I be Cap'n Cannonballs Pasta, spokespirate of the Australian Pastafarian Lobby. We have a website at http://www.apl.org.au and Facebook and Twitter feeds to unite Australian Pastafarians in our noodly cause. Im hoping to join up with some Pastafarians 'down under' and continue the work of Bobby Henderson (Pasta Be Upon Him).

R'amen!

Yarr, Welcome aboard, Cap'n. may ye have a nice time at the forums and
may the pasta be with you
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Oh, here is a list of things that I have writin:
Click the link->The Book of Dechujoh.:
Letter to the Risians. (14 Chapters.) has been writin
Letter to the Udonites. (2 Chpts.) has been writin
Letters between D and M the Udonite. (6 Chpts)has been writin
Letters to the Fiorites is next. Started on.
Revelations 3: The Scroll of the 7 Sealed Pastas(17 Chpts)has been writin
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby watorrey on Mon May 12, 2014 10:43 pm

New Pastafarian here... Making my 1st post per board requirements... Nothing much to say right now...
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cardinal Fang on Thu May 15, 2014 6:28 pm

Welcome watorrey

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby TK4108 on Fri May 16, 2014 6:27 pm

Another new Pastafarian here! No, I'm not SPAM. ;-)
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat May 17, 2014 5:27 am

TK4108 wrote:Another new Pastafarian here! No, I'm not SPAM. ;-)

Are you sure? Have you tried making fritters with yourself?
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Huxley4ever on Fri May 23, 2014 4:47 pm

Hi,

My name is Huxley4ever. Aldous or Thomas Henry, take your pick. Satire being one of my favorite literary expressions, I feel certain that His Noodliness would be just the right deity for me.
Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cardinal Fang on Sat May 24, 2014 6:44 pm

Welcome Huxley4ever.

Look out for the killer chickens

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sat May 24, 2014 7:59 pm

Hallo noe pepoes!

Fus pos.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby harryrunes on Sun Jun 01, 2014 1:04 am

I am a person. Or am I dinosaur? You can't tell, this is the internet. But I can with almost 100% certainty tell you that I am not a computer program for spamming.
So, I figured that I better get on the forums and get involved as a devout pastafarian.
I enjoy reading and long walks on the beach (with my pet walrus).
I'm gonna be quiet now.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cardinal Fang on Sun Jun 01, 2014 11:31 am

harryrunes wrote:I am a person. Or am I dinosaur? You can't tell, this is the internet.



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:welcome:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby FabulousKilljoy on Mon Jun 02, 2014 10:48 pm

Hallo! I'm not really that new to Pastafarianism, and I have successfully converted 12 people(hurray!)into our most wholly of churches. Just thought I'd introduce myself!
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