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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby JamesE on Sat Feb 16, 2013 6:09 pm

No, it was actually disapproved for being in the incorrect category, when I posted in this topic.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Warlord of Elephants on Sat Feb 16, 2013 8:07 pm

You didn't post it in this thread, that's why it was disapproved. Sin. WoE.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sun Feb 17, 2013 1:48 am

Hi, Warlord. Long time no see. Hope all is well with you and Hummingbird.

Welcome aboard, James E. Don't be shy, come on in.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Zac Reaves on Sun Feb 17, 2013 2:59 am

Just to get get this out of the way.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Warlord of Elephants on Sun Feb 17, 2013 9:51 am

Howdy ET, all is well BPH is almost finished with her residency, busy as hell trying to keep a lid on everything in the real world and deleting spammers here. Sin. WoE.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:27 pm

CathySquared: no baptisms here, sorry. :grin:
You'll just have to jump into the topic of your choice and start posting.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Feb 20, 2013 10:52 pm

Cathy Cathy wrote:Where's the baptismal pool? I'm standing here with my snorkel and flippers and you guys don't even have your vetments on!


Just eat some spaghetti sloppily and be baptized by the marinara. :haha:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Helium Hands on Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:35 pm

Noodled_Deciple98 wrote:Hello all, Noodled_Deciple98 here.

I am new here and since about 2:35 today I have been a very big believer in FSM and this whole religion. I know as a newbie I have a lot to learn and I hope that I will learn alot from this website as well as others in order to be a good Pastafarian and happily make my way into Pastafarian heaven with a big beer volcano and a stripper factory.

Your sister in pasta, Noodled_Deciple98

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sat Feb 23, 2013 4:55 pm

RRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

hi hum thee feersum pyrit capn Nef Yoo Buckbeak!

hi coman ye brung me chocklit mulk an peetzer an eezter uggs an sech!

fank ye, ye welkum.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Rev. Brian on Sun Feb 24, 2013 4:00 pm

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was "Arrgh!"

Seems like as appropriate a first post as any...
I can see the fnords.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Feb 24, 2013 9:47 pm

Welcome Rev. Brian -- now we can have Dueling Revs!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby TheDream on Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:39 am

Incredible how many new ones joined until I signed up! I am absolutely amazed that there are so many pirates around the world :nefyoobash:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DaDA Dodo on Fri Mar 01, 2013 9:11 pm

Hi. Is this the pasta aisle? I'm looking for his yellow brick road paved with carbs. Do you have cheese sauce? Can I join in the wine and beer ritual?

I bring a plate unwashed of junk food. Where's the wash basin?

Thank you!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Mar 01, 2013 9:44 pm

Welcome, DaDA Dodo. Are you an art movement, an expired species, or a parent? :grin:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DaDA Dodo on Fri Mar 01, 2013 10:00 pm

Art!

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