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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:22 pm

Oh! I nearly forgot.


Welcome, all ye new pirates and Pastafarians! :fsm_rock: :fsm_yarr: :fsm_rock:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby tisme on Thu Dec 27, 2012 5:08 am

Instead of a prayer just all get a bit of spaghetti (because that's what you should be eating on these occasions) and all suck in together. That slurping sound should be a prayer on its own.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Crbreingan on Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:10 pm

Hi all,

I'm a relatively new convert to the church. I had never heard of the FSM before until I was debating a Christian about the existence of God in my college ethics class. The professor suggested that I take a look at the FSM. And I was overwhelmed with joy to see such an organization existed and that there were so many supporters of our great and starchy lord.

I'm looking forward to discussing the church and hopefully contributing to the future of the church.

Thanks.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby tisme on Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:23 pm

Hello and yes, south of Singapore and north of Christmas Island.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Dec 31, 2012 3:26 pm

Welcome, mahasiswi and Crbreingan! Happy new yarrrgh!
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("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Francisco Rodriguez on Fri Jan 04, 2013 5:38 pm

Hi my name is Francisco Rodriguez. Just call me Frank.
I have message for the Council of the Olive Garden.
The Iglesia Pastafari (Spanish Church of FSM) is interested in translating The Loose Canon.
They already translated the Gospel of FSM.

Please reach out.

Frank
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Arkaeon on Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:29 pm

Welcome to the forums! Here there be all kinds of true believers, doubters of everything, rationalists, irrationalists, pirates, myths, jokes, games, a cabin boy with a Jyant Hat, a dog named Milo, and even a guest shaman who sometimes writes long-winded apologetics of natural philosophy. Have fun and welcome to the party:)
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Jan 12, 2013 9:51 pm

Welcome new people! Remember to play some games and have a laugh, as well as all the science or religion stuff.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby PeteThePirate on Thu Jan 24, 2013 3:16 pm

Hi there!

I have been in denial for a long time, but now I've actually seen the Great Flying Spaghetti Monster with my own eyes, I can not longer deny. He exists and I think he is after our meatballs. :evilgrin:

What do you guys think? Are we safe?

Aarrgh!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Jan 24, 2013 4:55 pm

Perfectly peril-free, PeteThePirate.

Awesome alliteration, as always.

:welcome:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Jdpacka on Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:33 pm

Obviously I'm new here, but very excited to be a part of this saucy group of people. I've quite a few things to ask and say.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:33 pm

Welcome aboard, KiltMasterbob and Jdpacka! Arrrgh! :welcome: :fsm_float: :welcome:
!!!@#@#@#@#@!!! CAUTION: THIS PERSON DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT. DISREGARD ANY APPEALS TO AUTHORITY, EXPERIENCE, OR ROMANTIC PROWESS. ANY CORRECT INFORMATION YOU RECEIVE FROM THIS MAN IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL. !!!@#@#@#@#@!!!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:53 pm

Ahoy ye scurvy dawgs ! Argh .
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby shagy on Sun Jan 27, 2013 3:02 pm

Hello all,
My name is Itai nad i'm glad to join my fellow worshipers of the true and one creator.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Sun Jan 27, 2013 8:44 pm

:welcome: shagy! Arrr!
!!!@#@#@#@#@!!! CAUTION: THIS PERSON DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT. DISREGARD ANY APPEALS TO AUTHORITY, EXPERIENCE, OR ROMANTIC PROWESS. ANY CORRECT INFORMATION YOU RECEIVE FROM THIS MAN IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL. !!!@#@#@#@#@!!!
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