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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Arkaeon on Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:29 pm

Welcome to the forums! Here there be all kinds of true believers, doubters of everything, rationalists, irrationalists, pirates, myths, jokes, games, a cabin boy with a Jyant Hat, a dog named Milo, and even a guest shaman who sometimes writes long-winded apologetics of natural philosophy. Have fun and welcome to the party:)
In case you didn't realize it, I DO have a sense of humor. How about you?
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pontiaspirate on Mon Jan 07, 2013 8:51 pm

:fsm_float: finally read the gospel and have some interesting correlations to post. empirical evidence is rad. word Y'all
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby chutz on Thu Jan 10, 2013 5:00 pm

Good Afternoon shipmates,

I am Chutz of the Clan Ponderosa. Arrrrrrgh.

Anyone have a good idea for a lawn sign? I live on an intersection with two large church complexes. "Lutherans to the left of me, Catholics to the right. Here I am stuck in the middle with the FSM". Looking for an attractive FSM sign that's pretty robust and cheap.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby FriendlyPie on Sat Jan 12, 2013 5:44 pm

Hello there! I'm Charlie.
I have recently converted to Pastafarianism.
This is my first post.
Um.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Jan 12, 2013 9:51 pm

Welcome new people! Remember to play some games and have a laugh, as well as all the science or religion stuff.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby learnercurious1 on Sun Jan 13, 2013 12:14 am

I am learnercurious1.Please call me learner if you choose.I am a new Pastafarian.Plain Pasta with blk pepper is fine with me.I decided to have some humor in life before walking the plank.I am for spreading the gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. :facewall:
"end Human bankruptcy"an idea whose time has come.Restore Human Dignity teach Personal Responsibility.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby PeteThePirate on Thu Jan 24, 2013 3:16 pm

Hi there!

I have been in denial for a long time, but now I've actually seen the Great Flying Spaghetti Monster with my own eyes, I can not longer deny. He exists and I think he is after our meatballs. :evilgrin:

What do you guys think? Are we safe?

Aarrgh!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Jan 24, 2013 4:55 pm

Perfectly peril-free, PeteThePirate.

Awesome alliteration, as always.

:welcome:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby KiltMasterbob on Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:43 pm

Greetings from the Las Vegas Bastion of the Great Noodly One!!!

I am Reverend KiltMastrBob, leader of this group.

I have gathered together a group of people and faithfully serve The Great Noodly One.

Praise be unto those that server the Noodle and ladel the Marinara!!! R'Amen...
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Jdpacka on Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:33 pm

Obviously I'm new here, but very excited to be a part of this saucy group of people. I've quite a few things to ask and say.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:33 pm

Welcome aboard, KiltMasterbob and Jdpacka! Arrrgh! :welcome: :fsm_float: :welcome:
!!!@#@#@#@#@!!! CAUTION: THIS PERSON DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT. DISREGARD ANY APPEALS TO AUTHORITY, EXPERIENCE, OR ROMANTIC PROWESS. ANY CORRECT INFORMATION YOU RECEIVE FROM THIS MAN IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL. !!!@#@#@#@#@!!!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:53 pm

Ahoy ye scurvy dawgs ! Argh .
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby shagy on Sun Jan 27, 2013 3:02 pm

Hello all,
My name is Itai nad i'm glad to join my fellow worshipers of the true and one creator.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Sun Jan 27, 2013 8:44 pm

:welcome: shagy! Arrr!
!!!@#@#@#@#@!!! CAUTION: THIS PERSON DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT. DISREGARD ANY APPEALS TO AUTHORITY, EXPERIENCE, OR ROMANTIC PROWESS. ANY CORRECT INFORMATION YOU RECEIVE FROM THIS MAN IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL. !!!@#@#@#@#@!!!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Jan 27, 2013 9:52 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:Perfectly peril-free, PeteThePirate.

Awesome alliteration, as always.

:welcome:



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