The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

[TheHolyGrate]

Hello all :)

I'm from Texas, USA and I was touched by His Noodley Appendage the other day.

My husband, being a catholic and all, did not appreciate His Noodliness touching me.

However, all has been revealed to me in the Nutrition Facts of my ramen soup.

I no longer wish to be catholic, and I want to convert to Pastafarianism.

Any help with my transition is greatly appreciated and I look forward to learning more about my new found faith.

:)

[Roy Hunter]

Welcome The HolyGrate!

You can be de-baptised with a specially consecrated hairdryer, to dry up the holy water, and then you're good. Bless your hairdryer with a pack of spaghetti by saying "YAAARRRGGGHHH!!!" and waving the pasta about in a meaningful manner, then dry the holy water off your forehead. Job's a good 'un.

The de-programming all the RC stuff might take a little longer, and may prove a little more problematic. Speaking as the spouse of a former bead-twirler, guilt about no longer being RC is a problem. The beer volcano helps.

Anyway, dive in! Ban a few people, tell some lies, take part in the epic role-playing game, you can even check out the serious stuff if you like.

Enjoy!

[Ravi Oli]

Btw, she is living proof of unintelligent design, . She was great when I first met her, but unfortunately she evolved into a really stupid cow.

We are accepting of all... believers, non-believers and stupid cows alike. There is a place in heaven, beer and strippers for everyone... though His Noodliness has a fine sense of humour so if she is as bad as you think he may make her a stripper no one wants to see.

Welcome all new recruits. Make the place in your own image for TFSM loves you even if you only pay homage when boiling your pasta.

[FyrosFreddy]

Been following and referring COFSM since the early times .... thot I'd finally get around to registering. One of the things that prompted me as that I have been playing an MMO for a number of years .... as in most, the game developers saw conflict as a means of drawing people in. The game design is intended to push you into joining one of two religious factions (Kami, the earth spirits versus Karavan, the invading aliens).

This faction conflict was soundly rejected by a significant portion of the player base who play as neutral and surprisingly enough the mature population was just fine with that. The model has since changed from subscription based to either free to play .... or .... pay to play with bennies and while this option has lowered the average player age, it still remains above well above 35.

The Fluffy Bunnies guild has promoted its theme of "love and happiness" since the beginning in 2004 tho of late I oft use '"love, happiness and al dente pasta" as a means of putting a lil poke in the ribs to the avid RP'ers in both factions. The resulting guffaws have led to a lotta coffee spittle on a great number of screens

I'm not gonna link to the game site as I'm not here to promote the game, just to drop a note to give inspiration to you all knowing that the teachings of the COFSM has quieted and calmed religious conflict in yet another realm.

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

hi.

I'm a pastafarian for about a year, but never got until the forum until now.

I'm in search of some ethical guidance in these unruly times:
Is it ok to serve overly cooked spaghetti at a non-believer and a mocker? Or can I top her bolognese with bad parmesan and would that be considered as biological warfare?

I'm not talking 'bout Jihad or a bolognese throwing Intifada (should be fun, though), but just this one mocker and non-believer that happens to be my x-wife.
Btw, she is living proof of unintelligent design, . She was great when I first met her, but unfortunately she evolved into a really stupid cow.


Pasta Power!

Ye two eh laddy .

Oi spose mine reely wuz a dumb cow ta begin wiff

Butt oi be thee dummer fur lettin ' in me loife .

Et has been an eterniddy , but Asheya finely leefs tomorrow .

[LiKWiD]

Hi,

I've been toying with pastafarianism for a few years now, figured it's time to go all-in as my diet seems to consist largely of spaghettiOs anyway these days.

[Tigger_the_Wing]

Hi LiKWiD! Please eat a little more healthily, I'm watching out for potential orrgan donors.

[LaggAt]

Hiya to all pastafais out there!

I'm reading a lot about FSM, and really enjoy the idea behind it.
As a mix of atheist/agnostic (dont belief, but if there is something I don't care) I feel well with your church and will probably convert. Just want to talk to you guys, to see if it's really what i should do.

Greetings to the admins, which have to moderate this. Thanks for your work here.

regards,
Florian.

[godslittlemonkey]

Greetings all and a starchy pappardelle to all.
I have been aware of the COFSM for a few years and have finally committed to commit.
Perhaps better would have been, Flying Spaghetti Monster's little monkey, but I think we all get the drift.
Ramen and pasta out

[Orecchiette]

Greetings from Quebec!
I was inspired by my hero Niko Alm to have my picture taken on my driver's license taken while wearing pastafarian headgear. As it was for a motorcycle exam I could not wear a colander so I wore a dish rag with the MSF ichtus drawn on it.
I'll let you know when it arrives.

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[BunsenH]

Howdy, all, from Nepean, Ontario. Arrr.

I've known about the FSM for some years, now, but had a weird question come to mind a little while ago. This seems to be the obvious site to ask it, so on we go with the process of getting posting approval in the "regular" sections of the forum.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

Greetings and welcome, all.

BunsenH... Any relation to Dr. Bunsen Honeydew?

[Roy Hunter]

Greetings and welcome, all.

BunsenH... Any relation to Dr. Bunsen Honeydew?

...and does our resident Beaker know..?

[fortehlols]

Greetings, I am a young Pastafarian seeking to draw wisdom from the forum of Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Please treat me well brothers and sisters. R'amen

[Terrible Tim]

Aye mates. After a few gill o me favorite swill, I find me self posting for the first time. May your sails be full, your women recently bathed, and your meat less rancid.