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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat May 26, 2012 4:52 pm

Hello memorialurn - are you a spambot?

If you are not, then Hi! How are you.

If you are a spambot, then...
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roland Deschain on Sun May 27, 2012 2:23 pm

:welcome: one and all, we wish you all pasta and sauce.

Roy, you are so lucky I didn't allow those links to load. :haha:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Sminthian on Tue May 29, 2012 1:16 am

I've been a pastafarian for a few years now. I never noticed this forum section before, so I'm going to give it a try.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roland Deschain on Tue May 29, 2012 7:11 pm

:welcome: Smithian. We're a little hidden here, but since the change in general layout on the main site, it appears that we have become far more visible. Please enter into the fray of the many weird and wonderful (and occasionally serious) discussions we have here. New members are always very welcome.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby EvangelicalNotHater on Sun Jun 03, 2012 8:44 pm

Hi -- here's my first post
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roland Deschain on Mon Jun 04, 2012 11:17 am

:welcome: to Venganza, Evangelica. I see you've been approved already, and have made a post somewhere else. Join in the fun, and make yourself at home. If you would like strippers and grog, they're all free, just mind the parrots, sharks, dogs, and cabin boys. :haha:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby charlesml3 on Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:07 pm

Actually not a new Convert. Been a Pastafarian for years, just now registering on the forum.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:14 am

Welcome Charlesml3. Is that Charles cubic millilitre? Interesting concept...
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby black bart on Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:20 am

Is it installation Art?

I shall call it "Pastafarian Sunrise over Lewisham Cubed" and win the Turner Prize.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roland Deschain on Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:06 pm

:welcome: to our little corner of the interwebz, Charlesml3. Just mind the sharks. :haha:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roland Deschain on Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:06 pm

:welcome: to our little corner of the interwebz, Charlesml3. Just mind the sharks. :haha:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Irreducibly Redacted on Fri Jun 15, 2012 2:15 am

Greetings mateys. I'm looking forward to many interesting discussions in the future.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby IspywithmeI on Fri Jun 15, 2012 10:52 am

:welcome: What's left after an irreducible redaction? Whatever was there before? What's that?
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Snoopkitten on Wed Jun 20, 2012 4:17 pm

Hi Everyone!

I have been a pastafarian (properly) for about 8 months now, i have always followed the mantra just unknowing as to what it was :D

Today i ordered my certificate :)

My real name is Cat and i like in the UK, i am totally obsessed with pirates and have been from a young age, in fact when people asked me what i wanted to be when i grew up the answer i gave was usually pirate, or han solo....i know i know...go figure lol.

Anyhow, thats me i guess, i look forward to posting more :)

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roland Deschain on Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:34 pm

:welcome: new converts. It's always good to meet new people, even if it's only in type. Dive right in and have fun.
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