Ubi Dubius wrote:Arrrrlene, may you be touched by his noodly appendage.
Thank ye, Ubi. I feel a little more enlightened already.
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The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by Arrrlene » Tue Oct 27, 2009 9:30 am
Thank ye, Ubi. I feel a little more enlightened already.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by Tigger_the_Wing » Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:47 pm
Tharrr be an eck-cow in 'ere!
Yarrrrgh, welcum me maytees, speshully ye aye-dent-tickel twins, TheDude!
Yarrrrgh, welcum me maytees, speshully ye aye-dent-tickel twins, TheDude!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by TwistedSister » Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:47 pm
Eck Cow???
Tig, are you off your meds???
[big smile]
Welcome new folks. Yes, we are all a little off the wall around here, but a good bunch of folks.
Have fun watch out for a Scottsman named Roy!
He likes sheep and puppies and showing off his legs.
Post often!
Tig, are you off your meds???
[big smile]
Welcome new folks. Yes, we are all a little off the wall around here, but a good bunch of folks.
Have fun watch out for a Scottsman named Roy!
He likes sheep and puppies and showing off his legs.
Post often!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by Tigger_the_Wing » Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:27 pm
Oops. Aye, me mornin' meds still be in me dispensarrrr… Tankee kindlee!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by Sorsha » Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:15 am
Hey Pastafarians! :)
I found this place via Stumbleupon and just had to join. Looks hilarious! :D
I found this place via Stumbleupon and just had to join. Looks hilarious! :D
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by TwistedSister » Wed Oct 28, 2009 6:56 pm
Sorsha, we tend to be a very funny bunch of folks.
Welcome.
Please remember these most important rules.
Please check the expiration date on your coupons before redeeming them.
No returns without a receipt.
Please do not feed the monkeys.
All employees must wash their hands.
Do not block fire exits.
Wash like colors together.
Do not drink chunky milk.
Have fun!!!
Welcome.
Please remember these most important rules.
Please check the expiration date on your coupons before redeeming them.
No returns without a receipt.
Please do not feed the monkeys.
All employees must wash their hands.
Do not block fire exits.
Wash like colors together.
Do not drink chunky milk.
Have fun!!!
-There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by Sorsha » Wed Oct 28, 2009 7:09 pm
TwistedSister wrote:Sorsha, we tend to be a very funny bunch of folks.
Welcome.
Please remember these most important rules.
Please check the expiration date on your coupons before redeeming them.
No returns without a receipt.
Please do not feed the monkeys.
All employees must wash their hands.
Do not block fire exits.
Wash like colors together.
Do not drink chunky milk.
Have fun!!!
*scribbles down some notes*
thanks....
I hate monkeys....
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by daftbeaker » Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:13 am
Sorsha wrote:I hate monkeys....
Notty, banned (insert smiley here).
Also, you're really going to hate parrots.
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If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it - Albert Einstein
Teaching people to avoid AIDS with abstinence and monogamy but not condoms is like teaching people to drive but telling them not to use a seatbelt.
If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it - Albert Einstein
Teaching people to avoid AIDS with abstinence and monogamy but not condoms is like teaching people to drive but telling them not to use a seatbelt.
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Praise be to the Lord Cheeses
by Zeno Telos » Sat Oct 31, 2009 7:50 am
Praise be to the Santa Tagliatelle. I come from the polytheistic strain of FSMism. For more information, check out: zenotelos.com
"He dangled his noodley appendage before me and I grasped it, and knew paradise."
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by Milo the dog » Sat Oct 31, 2009 3:23 pm
Arf!
*licklicklick*
ARF!
*licklicklick*
ARF!
Arf!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by TwistedSister » Sun Nov 01, 2009 7:25 pm
Here Milo!! Come on boy!!!!
I've got a nice tasty Parrot for you!! See him!!
Here he is!!!
Atta boy!!!
Fetch Milo! Fetch!
Good boy, Milo!!!
I've got a nice tasty Parrot for you!! See him!!
Here he is!!!
Atta boy!!!
Fetch Milo! Fetch!
Good boy, Milo!!!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by KMill » Sun Nov 01, 2009 9:44 pm
Willkommen ye all! ARGH!
Poor Satan. He'll come for my soul, but he'll leave empty handed.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by ubidubikid #1 » Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:26 am
Y'know milo, it's not safe to post pictures of yourself on the internet. Who knows what kind of zoophiles might be on the boards?
"It's like a parfait of fail!" -ubidubikid #1
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by TwistedSister » Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:33 am
ubidubikid #1 wrote:Y'know milo, it's not safe to post pictures of yourself on the internet. Who knows what kind of zoophiles might be on the boards?
Wouldn't those be PETaphiles???
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by ubidubikid #1 » Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:55 am
TwistedSister wrote:ubidubikid #1 wrote:Y'know milo, it's not safe to post pictures of yourself on the internet. Who knows what kind of zoophiles might be on the boards?
Wouldn't those be PETaphiles???
Two simultaneos reactions from me upon reading that:
1:Uhg that is a horrible pun!
2:Why didn't I think of that?
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