Ahoy all ye' Pittsburgh Pastafarians. I be wanting to make a group o' us so we can be worshipin together. My name be Ben Wahlberg and I be o' the age of 14. I know I be jus' a lad, howe'er I want to know 'ow many supports we hav' who want to pray t' His Noodly Appendage.
If ye hav' any ideas on 'ow t' be worshipin, don't ye hesitate t' say.