There's a really good Indian restaurant here in the Valley, called Top of India, on Sprague, kind of near University. While one should definitely eat noodles sometimes, it wouldn't be healthy to eat them all the time, and I think we can say with confidence that pirates would have often visited India, it being a seaside continent and all, so a good curry would fit well in a pirate diet. Yo ho ho and a plate of aloo gobi!
Perhaps if we planned a get-together next time you're in Spokane, another Pastafarian or two would come out of the woodwork. I haven't found any yet, and no other Spokaneers have posted on this thread, but one can hope.
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