Vegepastafarians

[Einstein]

Upon Auntie's suggestion, this is the meeting place of all vegetarian Pastafarians, who fear the way of the meatball.

You may consider us the Protestants of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.

[kaioshin00]

*waves hand*

Cheers to soy meatballs!

[Tatiana]

Vegepastafarians pwn! <high fives>

[DaveL]

I'm quite akin to good Ol' Pesto myself.

It is written in Midgets:1, that vegetarianism was a blessed act, favoured by the FSM. This was due the FSM's fear meat would make the ancient midgets grow taller. Omnivourism and a balanced diet are much blessed by the FSM these days, while full blown carnivorism is right out.

Long live vegetarians both short and tall!

[Nudelius]

As it is written in Midget 1, there is a passage in Fettuchini 4:12 stating:

"As the norse grow taller upon vegitarian alone, they shall abandon the strictness of no fleash. Let the norse grow taller yet and may their souls fill upp with balls of meat for I am the one and the one shall feed thee regardless of sidedish wantings with thy pasta"

//Nudelius

[jennahid]

Vegepastafarianism seeks a middle path of nonviolent piracy. For as the zucchini and carrot coexist in and come peacefully to the noodle bowl, so can all His Creation share the Noodle Bowl of His World.

[Nudelius]

Hmmm.. I'm a pastafist meaning I am aginst violence unless it's meaningless violence used in a humoristic way. Does that mean I have to become a vegetarian too in order to be a non violent pastafari?

[DaveL]

Hmmm.. I'm a pastafist meaning I am aginst violence unless it's meaningless violence used in a humoristic way. Does that mean I have to become a vegetarian too in order to be a non violent pastafari?

I believe being a pastafist would mean the hurling and tossing of much pasta during violent conflict. A Vegepastafist may be one who limits themselves to throwing and hurling non meat sauced pasta during violent conflict.

What about a pastamentalist?

[Nudelius]

Hmmmm... But a pastafist in my eyes is one who... Well... Now that I think about it I guess hurling and tossing pasta around you is a pretty efficient and fore most funny way of solving a conflict....

"Hey... F**kface... Wanna fight?"
"No. But I'll gladly throw this linguini at ya if you don't back of"

[DaveL]

Hmmmm... But a pastafist in my eyes is one who... Well... Now that I think about it I guess hurling and tossing pasta around you is a pretty efficient and fore most funny way of solving a conflict....

"Hey... F**kface... Wanna fight?"
"No. But I'll gladly throw this linguini at ya if you don't back of"

LOL!

Perhaps a Pastamentalist could be one who throws pasta at crowds of innocent bystanders.

[Nudelius]

Man we are just roling along with the terminology today.. So to recap.. We have:

Pastifist: Non-violent pastafari resolving to hurling and and tossing pasta at people in order to solve a conflict without having to use brute force.

Pastamentalist: Pastafari who will throw pasta at innocent bystanders just to get a message across

Pastarchy: State of chaos amongst ceratin pastafari regarding the choise of pasta to throw at the government

Pastafelia: Well we usually don't talk about these people outloud seing how a man or a woman havning sex with (note the with part and not in since having sex in pasta can be just amazingly wierd) pasta is just wrong. Unless it's an embodyment of the FSM. Or something olike that

What else?

[DaveL]

Man we are just roling along with the terminology today.. So to recap.. We have:

Pastifist: Non-violent pastafari resolving to hurling and and tossing pasta at people in order to solve a conflict without having to use brute force.

Pastamentalist: Pastafari who will throw pasta at innocent bystanders just to get a message across

Pastarchy: State of chaos amongst ceratin pastafari regarding the choise of pasta to throw at the government

Pastafelia: Well we usually don't talk about these people outloud seing how a man or a woman havning sex with (note the with part and not in since having sex in pasta can be just amazingly wierd) pasta is just wrong. Unless it's an embodyment of the FSM. Or something olike that

What else?

First Pasta the Post: A voting method electing a government using pasta

Spaghett-me-not: A wheat based flower given to young Pasatafarans in love.

Pastadelia: A strange trippy experience following the ingestion of magic mushroom pasta.

[Nudelius]

Man we are just roling along with the terminology today.. So to recap.. We have:

Pastifist: Non-violent pastafari resolving to hurling and and tossing pasta at people in order to solve a conflict without having to use brute force.

Pastamentalist: Pastafari who will throw pasta at innocent bystanders just to get a message across

Pastarchy: State of chaos amongst ceratin pastafari regarding the choise of pasta to throw at the government

Pastafelia: Well we usually don't talk about these people outloud seing how a man or a woman havning sex with (note the with part and not in since having sex in pasta can be just amazingly wierd) pasta is just wrong. Unless it's an embodyment of the FSM. Or something olike that

What else?

First Pasta the Post: A voting method electing a government using pasta

Spaghett-me-not: A wheat based flower given to young Pasatafarans in love.

Pastadelia: A strange trippy experience following the ingestion of magic mushroom pasta.

Copy + Pasta - Computer terminology for seeing something you want to reproduce and then covering it in pasta

Pastarami - A highly seasoned smoked cut of pasta, usually taken from the shoulder

Pastard - A child with no pasta

HP (Hewlett Pasta) - Major compasta manufacturere.

[Entranser]

The Antipasta: a.k.a. The Great Devourer who, in the latter days, shall cause the Pastafarians to turn away from the One True Pasta and shall cause brother to heave pasta upon his brother and shall turn midget against pirate and in the end, shall consume the pasta of the Earth such that the world shall become like a fork rattling upon an empty plate whereupon naught but the hard outer crust of the garlic bread remains. And you shall know him by his letters, boy: R, D.

[amenabletopasta]

Upon Auntie's suggestion, this is the meeting place of all vegetarian Pastafarians, who fear the way of the meatball.

Ahoy Vegepastafarians! Before Oi took up piracy Oi was a lacto-ovo-Vegepastafarian, but since Oi be spending a lot o' time on the seas Oi now be eating fish. So, technically, Oi reckons Oi be a Pescepastafarian (which Oi be pronouncin' Pesky Pastafarian).