Psychoanalyze TPAY Based on Their Signature.

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Why is everybody else so F*#%ed Up?

Bad upbringing.
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No votes
Supernatural EVIL FORCES.
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17%
They are shmucks.
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9%
They were among the 99.92% of childhood-molestation victims.
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9%
They are that way just to annoy ME.
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35%
Not getting any.
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30%
 
Total votes : 23

Postby lordpunkmonk on Tue Apr 08, 2008 6:54 pm

wow arfalla you have no life cause you have no sig
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Postby farfalla on Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:09 pm

(that seems to be the consensus of three members - at least Ken had a few more imaginative conjectures)

TPAM has a life full of bunnies who he encourages to do unspeakable things to his anatomy
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Postby Draconic on Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:27 pm

TPAM obviously has a speech (typing) impediment, as he cannot say anything worth while in his sig. So he keeps it to himself so he doesn't look as stupid as he looks.
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Postby farfalla on Tue Apr 08, 2008 9:38 pm

TPAM has serious sight problems, probably due to all the sand kicked in their face, making it difficult to tell one gender from another (even though other pastafarians know I am a she)

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:27 pm

Darn. You haven't got one, so I'm gonna do PirateGuy, because I can use Freudian terms for him.

He suffers from an "anal retentive" disorder, proven by the picture in his signature of a cat showing its sphincter. This is also proven by the desire to either grab, lick or touch as shown by his previous avatars, specifically the infamous crab one, and his current one, the monkey clinging desperately onto the bamboo shoot. This is also characterised with his need to binge drink.
Therefore, PirateGuy suffers from a desperate need to put things in his mouth and hands. Maybe he suffers from a complex originating from infancy, but we can not know for sure.

And I am fully aware that Freud was proven wrong in many cases, but I'm sure it gave you a bit of a giggle.
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Postby Moral Minority on Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:37 am

The person above me seems to suffer from delusional paranoia and an irrational fear of bisons (bisonphobia). It should also be noted that he is suicidal, as demonstrated by his eagerness to get his cholesterol over 9000!!!!1111!!!1!!!.
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Wed Apr 09, 2008 6:35 am

You like to bring misery to others
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Postby farfalla on Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:27 am

TPAM lives in a reality where everything is for sale, hence the bar code thingy in his avatar
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Postby Moral Minority on Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:03 pm

TPAM suffers a disasociative personality disorder, as demonstrated by the perpetual wish to be beside an empowering waterfal and representations of themselves as a drowning cat.
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Postby Taidje Khan on Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:49 am

TPAM suffers from hot buns syndrome, which causes one to dance suggestively in the mind's eye of others.
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Postby Draconic on Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:54 am

To Farfalla-Well SOOOORRY! I hae a hard time telling genders in a forum

TPAM seems to idolize some swarthy golden-globe owning man, indicating he was infact turned gay by gang-rape.
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Postby ken worley on Fri Apr 11, 2008 9:17 am

TPAM has disassociative disorder, and thinks he's a crab.(...who wants to "peench" girls in bikinis.)

This is obviously due to a longstanding inability to 'get his train through the tunnel'.
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Postby Taidje Khan on Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:10 am

TPAM is my hero.
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Postby farfalla on Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:52 am

(Draconic - no problem as it does not really matter, it happens all the time - someone conjectured that it is because most active internet user from the beginning were male)

TPAM has serious problems arising from his desire to do put on a bear suit and hang out in bathrooms
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Postby Wawizzle on Fri Apr 11, 2008 6:16 pm

^^
Has low self esteem and is afraid of what others might think of him so he hides behind a wall of security and anonymity.
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