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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:31 am

Moral Minority wrote:Granted. You have buttsechs with her and your penis snaps off.

Heck, that's rather alright with me. Think of the bragging rights! And these days, I could get another one planted back on. And do it all over again!

Rainswept wrote:I wish I knew what to get my friends for the 2 birthdays coming up this month.

Granted. You will think that getting them dildos with their own mother's signature on them will be funny.
(Do it! Do it!)

I wish that I would not have to go through the pain of having my dick snapped off over and over again during sex with Heidi Klum.

Granted. Cap'n T gets a dick that will never snap off, and also the benefit of nothing bad to befall him during said sex.

I love granting my own wishes.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Postby Moral Minority » Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:17 am

I wish for endless gay sex.

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Wed Apr 16, 2008 6:41 am

Granted. You die before it starts.

I wish for a potato.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Postby farfalla » Wed Apr 16, 2008 8:24 am

granted and the potato grows in place of that penis that snapped off and has eyes that see better than the ones on your other head

I wish I could find my missing book
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Postby black bart » Wed Apr 16, 2008 8:43 am

Granted...you left it on the bus again...you really should be more careful with your nude holiday album.

I wish for an endless free supply of clean underwear.
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Postby farfalla » Wed Apr 16, 2008 8:54 am

fine, granted - it is Auntie Blackbeard's undies (and they fit)

I wish a brawny pirate finds my book on that bus and returns it too me
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Postby Moral Minority » Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:31 am

Granted. Unfortunately this pirate has been sailing the seas for so long, he goes crazy at the sight of a wench (you) and rapes you for a week.

I wish Dr. House were my boyfriend.

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Postby black bart » Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:47 am

Granted but he comes in his guise as the Prince Regent out of Black Adder an ye be forever gettin im new socks:

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I wish I had the wit of Black Adder (but not the servant).
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Postby lordpunkmonk » Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:52 am

granted but your head is so used to being small and unintelligent that it explodes from the pressure

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Postby farfalla » Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:48 am

easy - and you really might get food poisoning

I wish for more little frogs in my ponds
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The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z

"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
Cpt Jack Sparrow

"I'm used to going out at 3 in the morning and doing something stupid."
Alan Moore

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:21 am

Granted. Overcrowding sets in, leading to squalor, and they all get very discontented with their current living situation, revolt, and kick the oppressor (you) out of your house, where they house the rebellion.

I wish that I was a mad scientist.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Postby Moral Minority » Fri Apr 18, 2008 3:28 am

Granted. You invent a zombie army which eats you.

I wish for a zombie army that won't eat me, but obey my every command.

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Fri Apr 18, 2008 4:55 am

Granted. They mistake you for a cactus.

I wish I could travel between all of the dimensions.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Postby black bart » Fri Apr 18, 2008 9:50 am

Granted but you are:

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Dwain Dibbly

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The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby Moral Minority » Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:13 am

Granted. You are T'Pol and you only get some every 7 years.

I wish I were a medical officer aboard a Starship.


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