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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sun Apr 13, 2008 6:32 pm

Granted. Now you are in the middle of a firebreathing convention.

I wish for a dragon.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Postby Moral Minority on Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:16 am

Granted. It eats you.

I wish for a vagina.
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:59 am

granted it eats you

I wish for some unpoisened bacon for me to eat for breakfast
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Postby black bart on Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:21 am

Granted...but as you are about to enjoy it you are suddenly converted to Islam. Sorry, I know that's a mean one.

I wish Catalina from 'My name is Earl' could be my house maid.
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Postby ken worley on Mon Apr 14, 2008 10:07 am

I wish I was invited to BB's house for a weekend of being raped by his maid, Catalina.

muy, muy, MUY caliente...
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Postby Dr Dagger on Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:17 pm

Granted, she eats you.

I wish
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:23 pm

granted you no longer exist

I wish for super smash bros brawl and a wii
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Postby goldstar on Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:55 pm

granted. but the wii was actually a portal for the characters and when you turn it on they come out of the television and sodomize you for eternity.


i wish i had an ice cream parlor next door.
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Postby farfalla on Mon Apr 14, 2008 10:52 pm

granted, but they only serve garlic flavored ice cream

I wish I could find my book on corbelling
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Apr 15, 2008 2:23 am

Granted. It eats you.

I wish that Heidi Klum would be my house maid.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Postby Moral Minority on Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:46 am

Granted. You have buttsechs with her and your penis snaps off.

I wish for the Revolution to come sooner.
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Postby black bart on Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:24 am

Ha ha ha mate...

The Revolution Comes...but you are first up against the wall!

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Postby farfalla on Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:03 pm

granted - she pushes you up against the wall with her double Ds and you are smothered (but you do not care)

I wish potpourri would never be made again anywhere
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Postby goldstar on Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:14 pm

granted. but evil potpourri maker people kill you.


i wish for curtains that match my hair.
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Postby Rainswept on Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:42 pm

Granted. The curtains belong to your fat, ugly neighbor and they are much too short to conceal anything.

I wish I knew what to get my friends for the 2 birthdays coming up this month.
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