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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby daftbeaker on Sun Oct 02, 2011 7:46 am

Granted. You go to school in your slippers instead.

I wish it wasn't quite so hot, a bit of cloud would be perfect.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Oct 02, 2011 7:55 am

Granted. You are magically transported to my house, where there is plenty of cloud, and a little dog to eat your good school slippers.

I wish I won the lottery.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roland Deschain on Sun Oct 02, 2011 3:27 pm

Granted. It's the Zimbabwean lottery.

I wish the :fsm_in_a_Thailand_ping_pong_bar: smiley was real.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:57 am

Granted and you can now insert it into your next post about your recent trip to Phuket.

I wish had someone to play ping pong with.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Pirate Johnson on Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:26 am

It's like the Pixar short film with the robotthat makes its own playmate but is continiously breaking one another.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Feb 06, 2012 12:48 pm

Four months enough for you?

I wish it wasn't so foggy.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roland Deschain on Mon Feb 06, 2012 5:39 pm

Granted. It's now a blizzard of oz outside.

I wish i'd thought of raising the necromancy thread from the dead.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Nucleus on Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:16 am

Granted. You figure out how to raise people from the dead, and they rip off your face.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Apr 16, 2013 9:11 am

You don't ask, you don't get. Granted.

I wish the reforms of the welfare system weren't so unbelievably arbitrary and poorly thought out.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Apr 16, 2013 12:32 pm

Granted. You lose half of your faith in humanity, making the reforms believably arbitrary and poorly thought out.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Thu Apr 18, 2013 12:00 am

Granted. You were an Oscar Meyer Wiener, but you're not any more.

I wish I could cause people to behave intelligently.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Apr 18, 2013 3:30 am

Granted. There is a sudden spike in suicides after you cause all the Republicans to question what they are doing with their lives.

I wish all the Tories would question what they are doing with their lives.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby DavidH on Thu Apr 18, 2013 5:39 am

Granted. They'd march to London and put a few things right, starting with that soggy wet cretin Cameron.

I wish I had a time machine and could go back a week with the lottery results, share prices and winning horses.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby DavidH on Thu Apr 18, 2013 5:42 am

Oh, poo! Yet again I hit Quote when I meant edit.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Pirate Johnson on Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:01 pm

With your winnings you decide to try betting fair and square... LOOSING it all.

I REALLY wish I hadn't be away, from here for an entire year.
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