Corrupt a wish.

[gronank]

Granted, he now only plays RPGs: he now has no contact at all with other human beings.

I wish it would rain less when I'm riding my bicycle

[Julius Aurora]

Granted. I hope you enjoy meteorites.

I wish the marks for my assignments would be posted. Its been over a month!

[daftbeaker]

Granted. Your marks for the next two years will be "Stop f***ing pestering me, I have two hundred scripts to mark, each one takes me half an hour and I don't get paid to do it".

I wish I didn't have to do marking.

[Tigger_the_Wing]

Granted. None of your students hands in a single piece of work for the rest of the year. The whole class fails and you lose your job.

I wish my wish-corruptions weren't quite so evil.

[Roy Hunter]

Granted - they have mellowed as they matured. They were a bit sharp in May, but come September they are just fine.

I wish for this thread to be resurrected.

[Roland Deschain]

Granted. Unfortunately, this thread is resurrected as a super zombie who then forces you to only post in this thread, your every wish being corrupted beyond redemption as it eats you very slowly from the feet upwards.

I wish a situation occurred where I was I was transported to the other side of the galaxy like John Kryten in Farscape.

(I missed this thread too )

[Pirate Johnson]

Like Kryten 2X4B - 523, you along with the rest of US, hallucinate an alternate reality in which they are fictional characters and that their lives are just a TV show that they have somehow escaped from. (kinda like an episode of Supernatural from last season. It's a great show worth checking out on CW)

I wish True Blood would become a weekly episodic show. If soap operas can do it daily, then why does no show I know of go on without season finallies?!?

[skyweir]

Granted. True Blood morphs into Gilligan's Island.

I wish I could drink without getting hangovers.

[Roy Hunter]

Granted. You come to a party at my house, where the beer is all non-alcoholic, and we have seven different types of fruit juice! Woo-hoo!

I wish I didn't have to fill in all these job applications.

[Roland Deschain]

Granted. You are now homeless and living on the streets, only ever drinking [high-numbered] Buckfast.

I wish this fine weather would last for a while.

[Pirate Johnson]

All vegitation in your area die.

I wish that I had a lifetime subscription to DC Comics or atleast had physical coppies of every comic I have downloaded.

[Julius Aurora]

Granted. You now have a gastrotich's lifetime supply of comics. About 6 days.

I wish the neighbour's dog would stop barking.

[skyweir]

Granted. A 50 megaton thermonuclear airburst directly overhead has silenced it.

I wish it would warm up. Why am I burning heating oil in October?

[Roland Deschain]

Granted. The ensuing wildfires burn uncontrolled for months, even melting the bricks on your house.

I wish I could see the FSM smileys that have disappeared over the last year.

[Roy Hunter]

Granted, the :fsm_in_a_Thailand_ping-pong_bar: smiley is reinstated.

I wish I did not have to go shopping for school shoes.