Corrupt a wish.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ham Nox » Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:59 pm

Granted, but it reappears a few feet above your house. Gravity ensues.

I wish the dishes would put themselves away.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ubi Dubius » Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:52 pm

Granted, but they don't wait until they are clean. You are in a race with the roaches to find them.

I wish my Democratic Congressman voted less like a Republican.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:06 pm

Granted. He now votes more like a Tea Partier.

I wish I didn't have class tomorrow. More sleep and time to get my homework in order before getting more homework assigned would be nice.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ham Nox » Fri Oct 15, 2010 4:58 pm

Granted, no classes tomorrow. You got expelled last night, but you can't remember why and everyone refuses to talk about it.

I wish I knew what the noodle incident was all about.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Oct 15, 2010 6:32 pm

Granted. Now you know, so I have to kill you. If I fail, daftbeaker has to kill you. If he fails, PKMKII has to kill you. If he fails, the Ubi-clan, ET, Edd and Black Bart have to kill you. If they fail, you're in trouble because pieces o'nine, Rainswept, Capellini, WoE, and Professor Richard Dawkins have to kill you.

I wish there were fewer people trying to kill my fellow Pastafarians.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ubi Dubius » Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:50 pm

Granted - they are all trying to kill you.

I wish my corruptions weren't so obvious and unimaginitive.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby PKMKII » Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:39 pm

Granted. They now are full of arcane references to 18th century Hungarian literature, and so no one has any idea what you're talking about.

I wish these flies would stop molesting my coffee maker.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:56 am

Granted, you now have Roman Catholic priests molesting your coffee maker.

I wish Nigella Lawson could actually talk for two sentences without descending into ridiculous innuendo.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby daftbeaker » Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:01 am

Granted. Now I'm off to remove those huge melons from my sausage compartment.

I wish it wasn't going to rain as soon as I set foot outside.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Sat Oct 16, 2010 9:03 am

Granted. It's already started raining. And your feet are gone. And it will never stop raining. In fact, let's take your arms away, too, for good measure.

I wish my mom wouldn't schedule appointments fro the same times that I have class. This is supposed to be fall break, don't I get to sleep in?

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Eendje » Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:04 am

Granted. Your sleep time is now being scheduled at the same time as your classes, to make sure you can get all other appointments.

I wish people had never invented the first and second order nucleophilic substition reactions, so I wouldn't have to do chemical experiments about them.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:08 am

Granted. They were invented by badgers instead, so now you can't even read the textbook about them (unless you are fluent in badger, that is).

I wish this cold would go away.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby daftbeaker » Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:19 am

Granted. You get a fever instead. At least you'll save on the heating bills :wink:

I wish to have a sandwich without the bother of getting dressed and going downstairs.

Eendje wrote:I wish people had never invented the first and second order nucleophilic substition reactions, so I wouldn't have to do chemical experiments about them.

Got to love reaction kinetics. And by love I of course mean :furious:

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby bacon » Tue Oct 19, 2010 1:56 pm

Granted. You go downstairs nekkid for your sandwich. Lucky for you your neighbors are watching!

I wish that I didn't want to go out to dinner tonight.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ham Nox » Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:28 pm

Granted, you want to go out to dinner tomorrow night. But that doesn't happen, and you are completely crushed by this :-(

I wish technology problems were a thing of the past.


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