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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby daftbeaker on Mon Oct 04, 2010 12:17 pm

Granted. I will need some propofol, fentanyl and a large chainsaw :evilgrin:

I wish there could be a 2 hour period during the week when you're only allowed in a shopping centre if you know what you want to buy with a minimum walking speed.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ham Nox on Tue Oct 05, 2010 10:22 pm

Granted, but also there's an outrageous 200,000,000 yen fee to get in during those two hours.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Uther on Wed Oct 06, 2010 4:22 pm

Granted... but you live in a Deca-dimensional Universe, so people regard you as "Flat"


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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Wed Oct 06, 2010 4:55 pm

Granted, but they have to remove your skull for a bit to do that.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ham Nox on Wed Oct 06, 2010 4:59 pm

Granted, but it's this guy and you're footing the bill.

I wish this dog would stop trying to chew everything in sight.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Uther on Wed Oct 06, 2010 5:06 pm

^ :lol:
Much appreciated... my teeth are a little better than that.

Granted... Fido has ceased to be. He is an EX doggie.

^^ Monty Python's Philosopher song is easy to memorise and covers the subject?

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ham Nox on Wed Oct 06, 2010 5:10 pm

Granted. In your pants.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Uther on Wed Oct 06, 2010 5:17 pm

Granted (I'm lying just to make your wish seem to come true) :smile:


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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Oct 06, 2010 6:07 pm

Granted I think :wink:

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ham Nox on Wed Oct 06, 2010 6:12 pm

(Wrong.)

Granted. You packed in 5000 BCE, but now it's all held by a secret government agency that collects anachronistic items.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Oct 06, 2010 6:50 pm

Granted. He cooks your doggie to stop it chewing his stuff.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Uther on Wed Oct 06, 2010 11:12 pm

Granted..... But it's a bastard to watch Videos on it with the picture cycling up and down.



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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ubi Dubius on Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:04 pm

Granted, you can rely on it to be out 23 of every 24 hours.

I wish the money fairy filled my bank account every night; at least if I've been good.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby daftbeaker on Tue Oct 12, 2010 5:02 am

Granted. Unfortunately, it was Nef Yoo wearing a pair of toy wings. Your bank account is now full of dypers :shocked:

I wish certain other people hadn't acquired injuries and had to put my travel plans on hold. Selfish buggers :wink:
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby black bart on Tue Oct 12, 2010 6:19 am

Granted, your chums are all super fit and have gone off to compete in the Commonwealth Games in Delhi.

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