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Postby Dr Dagger » Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:38 am

Granted, you contract an incurable disease from one of your patients.

I wish that nothing will go wrong with this wish.
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Postby Moral Minority » Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:49 am

Granted. Nothing does and you go on with your life. Congratulations. You just wasted a wish.

I wish for a cool, artistic, love interest.

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Postby Zankou 2.0 » Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:05 pm

Granted, but I used the definition of "cool" and "artistic" as used by the vast majority of American schoolchildren.

Also, love interest" only implies that you love them, and not neccessarily that the reverse is true.

Congratulations, you are now in love with a male, heterosexual rap "artist".

I wish people would use words correctly.
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Postby Dr Dagger » Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:58 pm

Granted, it now takes so long for someone to say something that you die before they've finished.

I wish something good will happen to me when this wish is granted and that nothing bad for me will happen from then on.
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Postby ken worley » Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:11 pm

Too easy...A girl smiles sexily at you.And you drop dead of an undiscovered blood-vessel weakness in your brain.
Nothing ever happens to you again.


I wish people were more honest with each other...But more importantly, with themselves.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 » Sat Apr 19, 2008 9:11 pm

I can't grant that one, because being honest with you (about you) would get me banned for foul language.

I wish people didn't leave themselves wide open to physical/verbal/ad hominem attacks.
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Postby ken worley » Sat Apr 19, 2008 9:15 pm

Then renounce your canadian-ness, bacon-sucker, and thy wish shall be fulfilled.

But you'd still have that wimpy canadian physique/pallor that girls find nauseating.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 » Sat Apr 19, 2008 9:18 pm

ken worley wrote:Then renounce your canadian-ness, bacon-sucker, and thy wish shall be fulfilled.

But you'd still have that wimpy canadian physique/pallor that girls find nauseating.



...You forgot to corupt my wish, and also forgot to make a wish yourself.

Instead of playing the game(Shit, I just lost The Game), you chose to attack me ad hominem, for no eason.

Very mature, my friend.
--Zankou II

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


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Postby ken worley » Sat Apr 19, 2008 9:29 pm

Zankou 2.0 wrote:
ken worley wrote:Then renounce your canadian-ness, bacon-sucker, and thy wish shall be fulfilled.

But you'd still have that wimpy canadian physique/pallor that girls find nauseating.



...You forgot to corupt my wish, and also forgot to make a wish yourself.

Instead of playing the game(Shit, I just lost The Game), you chose to attack me ad hominem, for no eason.

Very mature, my friend.



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You said you're only here briefly.


Although I did corrupt your wish...i.e.-You are still you.

I did forget to wish, though.

I wish people had less fear.
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Postby Rainswept » Sat Apr 19, 2008 9:34 pm

Granted. Now all your loved ones are going to take up cordless bungee-jumping.

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Postby ken worley » Sat Apr 19, 2008 9:36 pm

Granted.
Except they play like a bunch of geeky, brainy, science-type forum loungers...
... and you are the principal investor.


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Postby Zankou 2.0 » Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:18 pm

Well, you can solve that one yourself. Just stop going to venganza.com.

I wish my nose would stop running.
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ » Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:51 pm

Granted. It is now swimming.

I wish I had a new grand piano.
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Postby Moral Minority » Sat Apr 19, 2008 11:26 pm

Granted. Unfortunately, you lose cool points since playing the piano is a nerd activity.

I wish I could play the miramba.

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:43 am

Granted, except you forget what a miramba is and never see one again in your entire life.

I wish for an incurable disease.

Corrupt that one!
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