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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:30 pm

My name is ~ND~, and I am still currently a vagina addict.

Is there a cure?

...

On second thought, why would I want one?

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Postby Moral Minority on Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:37 am

Because you will one day, you will learn that sex isn't all there is to life.

What about beer, and pasta, and carrots, eh?
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Postby farfalla on Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:47 am

and mustard, why does no one see the importance of mustard?
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:37 pm

farfalla wrote:and mustard, why does no one see the importance of mustard?

Life without mustard is a life without life.

I just cannot live without the sweet sanctity and subtle nuances of mustard.
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Postby farfalla on Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:24 am

huzza for Ca'n T

at last some one recongnizes the mustardy truth

for the rest of you, who live in ignorance or denial, I weep :cry: for you


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Postby Rainswept on Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:28 am

Mustard is very important. It's very important that it stay away from my food cause it's yucky.
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Postby farfalla on Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:38 am

not everyone is choosen by fsm to have a palate that appreciates the nuances of the mustard seed in its many incarnations

for you there are other condiments of truth, as fsm provides for us all
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:51 pm

Mustard is second only to the revered pasta sauce of His own doing.
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Postby farfalla on Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:03 pm

RAmen, fellow appreciator of the food that glorifies in all shades of yellow and brown
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:14 pm

See how the mustard evokes such holy wordings? If that isn't FSM intentions, I don't know what is.

RAmen and whatnot.
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Postby black bart on Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:43 am

English Mustard Yarrrrrrrr

French Mustard Bahhhhhh
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Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:33 pm

In high school the bastards took away our ketchup for two years because we were messy with it. Of course they still served us heaping piles of french fries every day.

Slowly and eventually the entire school switched to a mixture of mustard and texas pete. I still put it on my fries sometimes when I'm feeling nostalgic.
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Thu Apr 10, 2008 9:45 pm

ARGH ! Oi be mad Willyum Bonney an' be a dick 'ead .
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Postby Rainswept on Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:49 pm

PirateGuy wrote:In high school the bastards took away our ketchup for two years because we were messy with it. Of course they still served us heaping piles of french fries every day.


That's just mean. I totally would have smuggled some in.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:08 am

Rainswept wrote:
PirateGuy wrote:In high school the bastards took away our ketchup for two years because we were messy with it. Of course they still served us heaping piles of french fries every day.


That's just mean. I totally would have smuggled some in.

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